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Showing posts with label Australian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Australian. Show all posts

Monday, 16 July 2012

What if this isnt real ? And we are all stuck in the matrix ??

In this weeks rant !

 We take a look at the random news and headlines that are making people talk......

Well not just people, I mean us..

Thats right people instead of our usual silly advice we decide to amp things up a bit Think of a 3 year old picking on a 6 year old, I know its almost like Im watching it ?

If both my kids want to be called mother, does that make them lesbians ?
Should I speak to someone ?
 I think I should speak to someone but not about that.....Im thinking I should talk to someone about the time I was on a radio show..... Dont believe me ?

Here it is



Catch up with some mates... thats right we are aussie, aussie aussie ! Come get some Aussie talk

Why not join in ? Send us an email thedheadfactor at hotmail.com

Saturday, 14 July 2012

Its really a mess when you think about it

Wow, What is going on with iTunes ?

We actually have a podcast that people enjoy listening to and we have recently asked our listener to change over to Stitcher If you are on an iphone and now want to listen to any of your favourite iTunes podcasts/radio shows you get in a complete turn around of pressing buttons and freezing ipods..........

 What the F&ck people ?

It should be easy to listen to, like on Stitcher. Stitcher is an app we got invovled with about 7 months ago, and I have been impressed.

Measuring customer service against iTunes I have been in contact with a human at stitcher who couldnt do anything more to assist us if problems occur, or if I have any questions.

With iTunes, Im not even sure people are actually reading my emails ?

 Measuring easiness in use Stitcher you load your favourites, and press a button to start the show ITunes used to be great at this, but with the latest featured app, Im not even sure what Im listening to......

 But that being said, who am I to complain about this ?

 Im Jabs from The DHead Factor and its ultimately your choice to choose where you would like to hear from us

Here is the iTunes link http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-dhead-factor/id486327558?mt=2

or here is the Stitcher link www.stitcher.com/thedheadfactor 

or you can just stream it here...... we cover the fun news and the stories you love to hear.......

Sunday, 17 June 2012

#fujosh was always the star......we all knew it

This episode was released before the actual bucks party

.....................

Probably a good thing when you think about it.

In this episode we take a look at a couple of reasons that #fujosh is the real star of the show....

Unfortunately its true...

In the latest clips we take a look at why thats true.....

Check it out on Stitcher Radio, iTunes or here

Sunday, 10 June 2012

New episode is out.....as if you didnt know

Im trying to decide if I should go on a rant or just show you the latest show ?

Its a bit of both when you think of it.

Whats up with Jersey Shore and why cant I stop watching it ?
It strange isnt it, so many people complain about it but still watch it......

I mean if we didnt watch this crap would there be a Human Centipede Movie ?
Did anyone actually believe that ? Are people more gorrified then usual ?
What ever happened to just standard entertainment where you could watch a horror movie and enjoy it ?

I mean should Jersey Shore be classed as the new form of horror ? Some episodes make me feel as disgusting as I do after watching the Human Centipede movie.

Have we gone to far with wanting to see everything ?
I mean, did Jackass lead the way ?

Not that I can complain, we do a show based on finding the random news from around the world without my blog rants....

But these are the  question we need to look at, do you have to drive past a crash to see what happened ?
That being said, our show has nothing to do with Jersey Shore, Human Centipede or other displays of human indignity.......

I will continue to watch Jersey Shore, out of amusement and contradict myself by complaining about how bad it is. One would think I could just turn it off.....but we need to know, how low these people will go.......

Here is our show....100% less Jersey Shore, just aussies having fun


Saturday, 2 June 2012

What is going on ? I mean really ?? Crazy people

So I would normally just put an episode up for you to stream !
But where would the fun in that be ?

I will put the player up for you to scroll through our episodes, we have been doing a couple a week.
If you dont have time to stream it then download it from iTunes or listen to it on Stitcher !
So now to the blog ! Whats going on ?
What is commitment ? Yesterday we sat in the rain with the weather at 5 degrees freezing and watching our team lose 40 to nil.....
It was kind of sad and depressing really when you thing about it but what can you do.
Our show is a funny look at random stuff in the world, but there are serious topics that need to be covered and we try to tread that line.
Our whole show is fun, you have fun listening and we have fun recording ! But that being said you should write to us and be part of the show !
We want you to be part of the show ! even to the point where you can call us on Skype and record with us ! Im serious type in The Dhead Factor on Skype and be part of it !
Have fun ! Thank you and good night
Check out other great shows like
Gee and Jay and Royal and Doodall !

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Episode 32.......

Episode 32

The Dhead Factor Random news cast is now available




Welcome to Epsiode 32 In this episode Jabs and Josh make a valiant return By valiant return, 

I mean a return from last week. 

 In this episode we take a look at the Random news from around the globe, talk horse racing.....regret using the C bomb and so much more 
This podcast is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken seriously..... 
 Unless your me..... I take it too serious.......I cry at night over it....... 
 Its sad really, did I tell you that Superman 2 is on the tv at the moment ? 
Its good to see, unfortunately its not the directors cut, but what can we do. 

Royal and Doodall did some funny stuff in their last episode.... 

They did a hillbilly hip hop song, and a Rigid Fist add........ 

 And theres always Gee and Jay to bring the funny .....

 I did notice that bonnobo reads this as well, so hello to you as well. Did I cover everything ? Its a fair bit to read when you listening to our show..... 

Long live #fujosh Watch out for the #biggaybear And hello to all #yabastards out there......






Sunday, 6 May 2012

Its only smart if you dont think about it........

Why not talk about the latest episode ?

I have been and its not just because I created it...


Something that merges with comedy and detours to the sad disgrace that there are actually idiots like this out there.

Why not cover topic stories ? Why would we ? Isnt there enough crap out there to make you feel crap about the outside ? What we try to provide is a view at the odd and random news that is happening around the world....

I enjoy it and it doesnt leave you with a bad aftertaste......well sometimes it does.

Click the link and have a listen

If you like what you hear, check us out on iTunes, stitcher and so much more.......

Do you want to be part of the show ? Now you can, either shoot me through an email with a story or add us on skype and be part of the show

We only ask that you have fun, as we do

thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

our site thedheadfactor.com easy isnt it.......

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

When SHit gets Weird #Fujosh is always there




The latest and some would think the greatest episode ever.....

Yeah maybe not, we have fun doing it and you can have fun listening to it. In this episode shits got strange and #fujosh got sick after checking out a site ! Im not going to tell you what the site is, I want you to listen to the show and I want you to enjoy it. Have a crack and tells us what you think thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

www.thedheadfactor.com and so much more !

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Episode 26 - The Tribute to the Succotash Show






Welcome to the ultimate in tribute shows to the Succotash Podcast Succotashshow.com

 In this episode #fujosh doesnt show up again......

 Jabs borrows the Succotash format and plays clips from Man Cave Podcast Dont Quit your Day Cast Royal and Doodall Gee and Jay And Succotash !! Have you stopped reading yet ? I havent stopped writing yet .....

 Thedheadfactor.com thedheadfactor@hotmail.com blah blah blah blah #BigGayBear2012 !!! How you doing boys ?

Saturday, 17 March 2012

When things go Bad.....eat Vegemite......

Hi This is Jabs from The Dickhead Factor

Hello all and one...... What has been happening?
That is an actual question which should warrant some form of response, if you are indeed someone that is not socially retarded......
So its been a hell of  a week so......There have been a range of problems that have made my life hard, this is what I call Problems of the Middle Class......
* I went to black Opal and had to look at ugly people.........Ugly People Cmon
* A Fat girl waddled in the middle of the pathway as I tried to walk into work........with no way of getting around her
* I had to resort to instant coffee after my Late machine broke
* We had our $400 seats at UFC ruined by listening to idiots yell out......'Kick him in the vagina' multiple times
* We had an Australian taxi driver on the way home.......doesnt sound bad ? He was a dick......
These are only a few of the issues that have affected me over the last week, but then I hear the bloke that made the movie KONY was caught masturbating in a toilet......
WOW, people are very self destructive, thats why we do our Podcast.......it allows us to create persona's that we wouldnt normally get away with in a work environment....... Don't believe me ? Ask yourself if you are the same person at work, and at home ?
Even if you think you are, you are not telling yourself the truth.........
People need an outlet....other then yelling and screaming in a car..... hence the Dhead Factor......we cover the true Dickheads out there and provide a Dickheads opinion on it..... whats not to like ?
In the latest episode, I go solo and take on a few subjects that make me angry.... I also play some music, and talk to some friends from Royal and Doodall.....If you only hear one podcast today.... it should be this one.
Jabs- The Dhead Factor

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Episode 20 - Its a solo cast with a few friends

In an episode planned on the spot
Jabs go solo and not in the good sense
Making space for the talk with Doodall, Jabs takes on the full episode with an onslaught of ego boosting drab
Gee and Jay say hello with their guest the pirate Its really not something you keen on reading anyway is it
Did I tell you my son crashed my laptop !
Just in time for me to pay it off !




There is clips galore, news from England, Music and much much more Follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or Royal and Doodall @Royal_n_Doodall or Gee and Jay @Geeandjay or check our new hit website www.thedheadfactor.com

Sunday, 26 February 2012

EPis 17..............Jabs is sooooo sick...........who cares.....



In this cast Jabs tackles the all insults of turning up Sick and works through a range of different stories.

Josh is back with Stu and Cobs and they are firing on all channels In a great cast we take on crime, boobs, dog burning and so much more !

Thedheadfactor.com Its like a podcast, only funnier Still havent heard if anyone is actually reading this stuff…..

Did I tell you I have a hand ? I do, I check every morning and its still there ?!? Whats cracking peeps ?

Sunday, 5 February 2012

Episode 15 ........The Dhead Factor....Hang on Wheres Josh ?






Thats right Josh is missing ? Can we go on without him ?? You figure it out......we surely cant but we try anyway Its time for episode 15.....rock it out In this episode we take on shoes ! I kid you not We also discuss Random news and stuff and more stuff and then we talk abit ! Sounds tempting doesnt it ! Its not like the Indian cricket team we actually have talent

Thedheadfactor@hotmail.com or

on twitter @thedheadfactor Bring it !! Enjoy It ! Dont have sex with it

Monday, 30 January 2012

The taste of something to come.....

Yo whats up man ! Or girls.....sorry for that, Im an old man and Im trying to be cool

We just completed and released our latest episode in which we cover a large range of topical topic about stuff............
We try to answer the question can we control what goes on iTunes or is it prempted for extracted radio clips that they class as 'Podcasts'

To start our movement tomorrow is the Gee and Jay show day ! WHy ? WHy not ??
Gee and Jay are just a couple of blokes having some fun and doing a podcast cover a range of different topics......and best of all they have irish accents !
Podcasts are a movement that should be taken seriously ...... well kind of........ its hard to take a podcast serious when we cover hard topics like midget related deaths, tampon attack etc..........

Before tomorrow hits why not take a look at what we have to offer in our latest episode where we create a crossover ......
Whats a crossover ? Think Bones and Family Guy
The Simpsons and The Critic
The flintstones and the Jetsons.....

You get the idea... takes a listen


Its free you know ? WHat you didnt !!! Now you do you have no excuse other then if you deaf, then we apologise but if we get enough interest we will transcribe it.....

On that note if you blind you cant see this so again we apologise to the person reading this to you.......... and to you once the person reads this bit.......

It hindsight we have limited our audience but we will try better......
If you arent blind or death and still cant read........
The are classes you can take, just specify its so you can read our blog for a discount......
The Dickhead Factor - Helping others.......
Check us on twitter @thedheadfactor
or
email us on thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
Thank you and see you tomorrow ! Gee and Jay day !!

Episode 14 .............Hang on wait for it...........The Gee and Jay show

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

The Dickhead Factor Australian Day address

Whats crappening people!

Its the day to be proud and Australian today !Happy Australia Day !
A few pointers before I begin my rant in true Dickhead Factor style
* Cricket is awesome !
* Beer is good
* The triple J hottest 100 is the only thing to listen to after you listen to our latest episode
* A mate is someone that stands by you and supplies the beer
* Thongs are footwear.......not shit you shove up your arse
* Vegemite is a mandatory breakfast !
* Getting your canadian wife to make a pavlova is still Australian
* Sunscreen is a must
* Flies are still fucking annoying
* Cleaning the BBQ before use is optional
* Place your beers in the fridge early to ensure they are cold enough for general use......
* Salad is optional and is only called salad when there is meat mixed through...
* Eating lamingtons is not gay today ! Eat up !!
* Hosing down something is as good as washing something
* If you cant fish ....watch some fishing
* Your bbq must have sausages, and lamb chops
* Watch out for Drop Bears
* Its ok to eat both Kangaroo and Emu as long as its cooked on the BBQ
and last but definately not least
* Wave your flags high ! Even if you disagree where it comes from its still an exhibition of being Australian and proud ! It is not racist !!
So heres our latest podcast and older episode for you to enjoy !

And so begins my rant ! Fuck you it aint racist to display a flag of the country you live in....especially when its AUSTRALIA DAY people....... Racism is a targeted attack at different races and is completely not acceptable.....unless your english......but other then that....if your proud, wave your flag high ! Then put your pants back on because you may have vistors....
Being Australian is not about races, its about nationality and in this country we are proud to welcome other countries and their customs.....especially Irish Day.... there more drunk green faced Aussies then any other country !
But on a serious note we are all Australians deep down....if you love beer, have mates and dont take shit seriously.....
She'll be right mate ! Fuck ough ! Struth, What the fuck is a shrimp ?, That aint burnt is well done........................
I hope whoever you are and wherever you are you have a moment to think about Australia today as today is our day to celebrate relaxing and drinking .....
Thank you and Good night
Jabs - The Dhead Factor

Thursday, 19 January 2012

The Babysitting debate - The Dickhead Factor !!

Now people I have a question to pose to you.............

Is it called babysitting if they are indeed (allegedly) your children ?

I am the owner of 3 children and my wife has decided to head for a shopping weekend and leave me with the kids.

Now Im not worried about the whole babysitting aspect of it as what I hope is their biological parent.......*paternity suit pending but I do however get called the great old term of 'Dick Head' because I usually state that I will be babysitting my children on the weekend.

Now lets break down why I call it baby sitting.....they are indeed under 5 years old......I will be spending the whole time sitting.....

WTF does it matter what I call it, you are indeed the dickhead if you fell that the only debate about soemone looking after their children over the weekend should be about what you call the actual process.......

I would be more worried about ....food....beer......pay Tv subscription and the most important things bed time.....

Some may debate that they actually look after me and who am I to disagree as I write this blog from my bed and my 5 year old daughter is cooking me bacon...................Im joking people she isnt allowed to use the oven.......She is just slaughtering the pig.....

I call dickhead on all the people that get bogged down with semantics, when there are more important questions to pose...... Check yourself pimples.....

For more of our rant about the Dickheads out there and in some cases us being dickheads check us out on our some what attempt to be funny below....

You may also take the time to figure out that the rants on this blog are indeed a version of advertisement and venting for our world acclaimed podcast ! Check it out before SOPA stops it ! Comedy is the first thing that goes....

Thank you and Good Night - Jabs

For a shout out send us an email to thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

or on twitter @thedheadfactor

Sunday, 15 January 2012

Podcast of the Dickheads episode 12

Its the latest episode of the highly acclaimed Dhead Factor Podcast series and its all ours !!

If you dont have time to wait check us out on itunes at

http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/epis-12-the-dhead-factor-so/id486327558?i=109448864

We are also available on Stitcher, Zune and Blackberry ! Enjoy !!

Friday, 13 January 2012

Friday it is not ........The Dickhead Factor Horror Review

Whats cracking people ! This is Jabs from the Dickhead (Dhead) Factor


So its Saturday here and we are about to finally kick off our new episode for 2012 ... we are unplanned and unorganised for the show but that hasnt stopped us in any way before....

So Im a bit upset that I missed Friday the 13th yesterday and believe it may be a reflection of the age we grow up in now...

I remember when on Friday the 13th you could go home eat tons and watch horror movies.....but now horror has changed and I cant help myself but get angry at the villians now......

I watched this horror movie starring Kathryn Heigl the other day and instead of enjoying the actual horror of the movie, I couldnt help but get really really angry and want to punch her in the throat....

Now I don't endorse domestic violence in anyway but this movie really got under my skin.... The movie was about a women and a blok that inherit a kid after the parents die.......

Whats my problem ? Lets look at the story again..... parents die and instead of thinking of an appropriate person to look after their child, they decide in the unlikely event that we die we should attempt to match make ! because that is what will come into your head when you are planning your death.

Now the horror was an unnerving event that ended up going from scary to completely annoying in a matter of moments......

Insert the following formula ! Unlikely couple are forced together, They have a huge fight, they get back together........

And there you have a movie that will top the horror charts this year ! But will people be like me and finding it moving from true horror to annoyance ?

The choice is yours...... Now ask yourself why I am ranting about a movie just like everyone else on the internet ? Its because I am attempting to plug our podcast where we bring the random news with a subjective view !

Why read when you can listen ?

Start with our best of show.....it works for me

iTunes

Or you can just stream it below............



Disclaimer...... The Dickhead Factor (Dhead) is only be taken in moderate amounts as it is an extremely addictive substance, similar to cocaine.......... Once you get a taste you may never turn back

Thank you and Good night ! 

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

The ultimate Dickhead Subscription alert !

Why the hell shoudn't it ?

It a podcast that requires multiple listening sessions and is available on som many different formats it really does matter..........



One of those formats is iTunes............unfortunately its also apple iTunes but wait dont hold that against us ! iTunes allows us to get our show out for many man listeners and it looks real pretty on the page ! We receive feedback mostly positive and it allows us to expand our egos

Heres the link (Click here)

For itunes that is...subscribe and be part of the community of the fastest growing podcast in the true definition.....

We have a number of different episodes under our belt now and more recently we created an episode to allow new listeners in ..... The best of 2011 feature our favourite clips, music and sooo much more..... It had to be split over 2 episodes it was so big....

We welcome new listeners and only ask that you enjoy yourself...... if you feel part of the conversation then we have suceeded.

We are also available on stitcher......tunein radio...........blackberry and weekly on soundcloud......