Bringing you the midweek random news for the 28 September 2011.......
Making random news in brief this week
- A US women is injured after a toilet explodes while she is using it
- A 91 year old Pensylvannian man throws a bucket o`f his urine on teenagers
- A star from the popular show 'The L world' is removed from a Southwest Airlines flight after making out with her girlfriend
- A man robbing a house in Saint Louis was found after the home owners returned to him cooking bacon.
- A french schoolboy digs up a jar of fingers from a local carpenter
Topping American news this week...........
- If your a jedi............your help is required for a women from Springfield, MA who is nearing her due date and I am miserable.
The women states
I'm looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my child to convince him to come early. The sooner the better.
If you are a master in the way's of the Jedi please help me deliver this child! Many thanks and may the force be with you!
- as Compensation the jedi will receive a Used Light Saber
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