Its a radio show, but a futuristic one

Welcome to the Dhead Factor Blog

What is it ?

Why are you reading it and what am I going to tell you that you dont already know ?

Lets take a look at what a blog is and why people feel the need to vent and talk to the internet universe.....

Blogs are varied and can range from Random news to an assortment of personal opinions... which is why you should read this blog, its different in a different kind of way.

Did you know you can stream our episodes here as well ? Bet you did already as you are an active participant in the glory of The Dhead Factor.

In the last couple of weeks, we have been trying to catch up on letting life and the show has suffered because of it ! Well not anymore, its time to ramp it up again.

We are The Dhead Factor and we bring you the news you need to hear, the funny stuff.

You can go anywhere to hear the latest on who was murdered or raped or other depressing stuff like that so we troll the internet to find some of the odd, wierd and random news.

We also cover some great music as well from indie artists, so if you have anything you would like to send through catch us on twitter

@thedheadfactor

or find us out on thedheadfactor at hotmail.com

But lets take a look at what we are featuring in the episodes coming up, we cover a number of stories like

* The man that stuck a monkey down his pants
* How stupid are politicians
* Is it illegal to find your own stolen iPad ?
* What is it like to live in the capital of Australia ?

We give our truths in the only form it should be told, straight from our mouths. Through doing this show I stumbled across some great great people and shows.

By listening to us you dont get 1 show, you get a ton more !

Come drop by some time and welcome yourself to chat with friends, or Dickheads if your that way inclined

Heres the iTunes link : http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/epis-51-dhead-factor-not-so/id554495275?i=120412882

or stream the latest episode here


Thank you and good night

What if this isnt real ? And we are all stuck in the matrix ??

In this weeks rant !

 We take a look at the random news and headlines that are making people talk......

Well not just people, I mean us..

Thats right people instead of our usual silly advice we decide to amp things up a bit Think of a 3 year old picking on a 6 year old, I know its almost like Im watching it ?

If both my kids want to be called mother, does that make them lesbians ?
Should I speak to someone ?
 I think I should speak to someone but not about that.....Im thinking I should talk to someone about the time I was on a radio show..... Dont believe me ?

Here it is



Catch up with some mates... thats right we are aussie, aussie aussie ! Come get some Aussie talk

Why not join in ? Send us an email thedheadfactor at hotmail.com

Its not like any flu Ive had before

Wow that was an experience...

Ive been sick for the last week and unable to provide the usual update on all thing DHead Factor....

Ive been scrolling the random news all this week to see if there is anything interesting to discuss in our upcoming show and I have to admit.....its been an interesting week.

No Im not talking about Katie Holmes finally getting rid of Tom Cruise....that was expected, as they only had one of those marriages of 5 years. Its a new hollywood thing, like the rental of movie in which you can determine how long you want to be married.

Replacing the term, 'Til death do us part' to 'until....<insert pre determined, and arrange date of expiration>

It groundbreaking you would think, for instance if you were gay and wanted to try being married, you could give it a go with a women for 2 weeks and then have a lease in the marriage proposal to get a divorce. Unfortunately you still wont be able to married someone you love but there are always downfalls to these positive moves.....

So back to the show, coming up in this weeks episode....

I struggle with the 'Man Flu' for the second time this year but bring it back to the fans !

I cover a fighting story....kinds of, its more classed as a slapping incident...

I bring you the top 10 random stories from 2007 and we take a look at some great bands

So why not get involved by interacting with us on twitter @thedheadfactor
or email me, Jabs on thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

Heres the stream for the latest episode



We would love to hear from you, and would love for you to be part of the show....

I have also put up shorten versions of the show on iTunes under 'Three Drunk Guys' that way you can get smaller version and still enjoy it.

Well thank you for listening and reading and enjoy your day (or night)

#fujosh was always the star......we all knew it

This episode was released before the actual bucks party

.....................

Probably a good thing when you think about it.

In this episode we take a look at a couple of reasons that #fujosh is the real star of the show....

Unfortunately its true...

In the latest clips we take a look at why thats true.....

Check it out on Stitcher Radio, iTunes or here

New episode is out.....as if you didnt know

Im trying to decide if I should go on a rant or just show you the latest show ?

Its a bit of both when you think of it.

Whats up with Jersey Shore and why cant I stop watching it ?
It strange isnt it, so many people complain about it but still watch it......

I mean if we didnt watch this crap would there be a Human Centipede Movie ?
Did anyone actually believe that ? Are people more gorrified then usual ?
What ever happened to just standard entertainment where you could watch a horror movie and enjoy it ?

I mean should Jersey Shore be classed as the new form of horror ? Some episodes make me feel as disgusting as I do after watching the Human Centipede movie.

Have we gone to far with wanting to see everything ?
I mean, did Jackass lead the way ?

Not that I can complain, we do a show based on finding the random news from around the world without my blog rants....

But these are the  question we need to look at, do you have to drive past a crash to see what happened ?
That being said, our show has nothing to do with Jersey Shore, Human Centipede or other displays of human indignity.......

I will continue to watch Jersey Shore, out of amusement and contradict myself by complaining about how bad it is. One would think I could just turn it off.....but we need to know, how low these people will go.......

Here is our show....100% less Jersey Shore, just aussies having fun

What is going on ? I mean really ?? Crazy people

So I would normally just put an episode up for you to stream !
But where would the fun in that be ?

I will put the player up for you to scroll through our episodes, we have been doing a couple a week.
If you dont have time to stream it then download it from iTunes or listen to it on Stitcher !
So now to the blog ! Whats going on ?
What is commitment ? Yesterday we sat in the rain with the weather at 5 degrees freezing and watching our team lose 40 to nil.....
It was kind of sad and depressing really when you thing about it but what can you do.
Our show is a funny look at random stuff in the world, but there are serious topics that need to be covered and we try to tread that line.
Our whole show is fun, you have fun listening and we have fun recording ! But that being said you should write to us and be part of the show !
We want you to be part of the show ! even to the point where you can call us on Skype and record with us ! Im serious type in The Dhead Factor on Skype and be part of it !
Have fun ! Thank you and good night
Check out other great shows like
Gee and Jay and Royal and Doodall !

Episode 26 - The Tribute to the Succotash Show

Welcome to the ultimate in tribute shows to the Succotash Podcast Succotashshow.com

 In this episode #fujosh doesnt show up again......

 Jabs borrows the Succotash format and plays clips from Man Cave Podcast Dont Quit your Day Cast Royal and Doodall Gee and Jay And Succotash !! Have you stopped reading yet ? I havent stopped writing yet .....

 Thedheadfactor.com thedheadfactor@hotmail.com blah blah blah blah #BigGayBear2012 !!! How you doing boys ?

Episode 23 - Its a really really good episode

 The latest episode ...........

 Hello Listeners ! In this newly extended episode things go crazy We have lot of fun and take on the worlds random news by giving you a glimpse into our lives...... Sounds interesting doesnt it.... It should because it aint half bad..... This is the first episode we actually had to remove something Josh had said..... I know ! Considering the show it must have been bad So subscribe on Stitcher and download it using the code Thedheadfactor or iTunes or any other format you may like ! Bring you the free humour from Australia ! Whats not to love www.thedheadfactor.com twitter on @thedheadfactor and facebook

When things go Bad.....eat Vegemite......

Hi This is Jabs from The Dickhead Factor

Hello all and one...... What has been happening?
That is an actual question which should warrant some form of response, if you are indeed someone that is not socially retarded......
So its been a hell of  a week so......There have been a range of problems that have made my life hard, this is what I call Problems of the Middle Class......
* I went to black Opal and had to look at ugly people.........Ugly People Cmon
* A Fat girl waddled in the middle of the pathway as I tried to walk into work........with no way of getting around her
* I had to resort to instant coffee after my Late machine broke
* We had our $400 seats at UFC ruined by listening to idiots yell out......'Kick him in the vagina' multiple times
* We had an Australian taxi driver on the way home.......doesnt sound bad ? He was a dick......
These are only a few of the issues that have affected me over the last week, but then I hear the bloke that made the movie KONY was caught masturbating in a toilet......
WOW, people are very self destructive, thats why we do our Podcast.......it allows us to create persona's that we wouldnt normally get away with in a work environment....... Don't believe me ? Ask yourself if you are the same person at work, and at home ?
Even if you think you are, you are not telling yourself the truth.........
People need an outlet....other then yelling and screaming in a car..... hence the Dhead Factor......we cover the true Dickheads out there and provide a Dickheads opinion on it..... whats not to like ?
In the latest episode, I go solo and take on a few subjects that make me angry.... I also play some music, and talk to some friends from Royal and Doodall.....If you only hear one podcast today.... it should be this one.
Jabs- The Dhead Factor

Episode 20 - Its a solo cast with a few friends

In an episode planned on the spot
Jabs go solo and not in the good sense
Making space for the talk with Doodall, Jabs takes on the full episode with an onslaught of ego boosting drab
Gee and Jay say hello with their guest the pirate Its really not something you keen on reading anyway is it
Did I tell you my son crashed my laptop !
Just in time for me to pay it off !




There is clips galore, news from England, Music and much much more Follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or Royal and Doodall @Royal_n_Doodall or Gee and Jay @Geeandjay or check our new hit website www.thedheadfactor.com

The Dickhead Factor comedy is subjective.......we thankfully are not

Its a rush job as Jabs and Josh do a mid week cast to get organised for the boy weekend ! Are you ready ? In this episode we ramble a bit...... Try to add some class with political intrigue...... Talk some random news Also thanks to Royal and Doodall the only guys that actually read this blurb..... The do a cast too go and check them out or click thedheadfactor.com and you will see all the great podcasts !! Awesome, awesome peep............. Say Gday why dont you ?

EPis 17..............Jabs is sooooo sick...........who cares.....

In this cast Jabs tackles the all insults of turning up Sick and works through a range of different stories.

Josh is back with Stu and Cobs and they are firing on all channels In a great cast we take on crime, boobs, dog burning and so much more !

Thedheadfactor.com Its like a podcast, only funnier Still havent heard if anyone is actually reading this stuff…..

Did I tell you I have a hand ? I do, I check every morning and its still there ?!? Whats cracking peeps ?

EPis 17..............We are soooo sorry Whitney...........

In the latest episode we push forward without the co host Josh !! In this episode we say hello to Jabs and Aaron...... Talk about the recent burst of celebrity deaths....... Listen to jabs on Gee and Jay...... Smoke some crack and talk Whitney .....ouch and then comes the news Bring it on !! Awesome stuff ......did you know I got drunk last night ? I did ... it was fun......the hangover isnt

Episode 16........I know your enjoying it.......

In this episode we talk Schooling crisis and how we can find money to help Jabs get his kids through school.

He is cheap that way you know.....

Have you heard of Succotash ? We have ...

.the podcast designed to help independent podcasts !!

On another note has summer come yet ? I bought an evaporative cooling system and havent had to use it yet

Whoshout is it ? Not mine........

Send us an email at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com or

check us out on twitter @thedheadfactor Thank you and Good night..

The taste of something to come.....

Yo whats up man ! Or girls.....sorry for that, Im an old man and Im trying to be cool

We just completed and released our latest episode in which we cover a large range of topical topic about stuff............
We try to answer the question can we control what goes on iTunes or is it prempted for extracted radio clips that they class as 'Podcasts'

To start our movement tomorrow is the Gee and Jay show day ! WHy ? WHy not ??
Gee and Jay are just a couple of blokes having some fun and doing a podcast cover a range of different topics......and best of all they have irish accents !
Podcasts are a movement that should be taken seriously ...... well kind of........ its hard to take a podcast serious when we cover hard topics like midget related deaths, tampon attack etc..........

Before tomorrow hits why not take a look at what we have to offer in our latest episode where we create a crossover ......
Whats a crossover ? Think Bones and Family Guy
The Simpsons and The Critic
The flintstones and the Jetsons.....

You get the idea... takes a listen


Its free you know ? WHat you didnt !!! Now you do you have no excuse other then if you deaf, then we apologise but if we get enough interest we will transcribe it.....

On that note if you blind you cant see this so again we apologise to the person reading this to you.......... and to you once the person reads this bit.......

It hindsight we have limited our audience but we will try better......
If you arent blind or death and still cant read........
The are classes you can take, just specify its so you can read our blog for a discount......
The Dickhead Factor - Helping others.......
Check us on twitter @thedheadfactor
or
email us on thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
Thank you and see you tomorrow ! Gee and Jay day !!

The Dickhead Factor Australian Day address

Whats crappening people!

Its the day to be proud and Australian today !Happy Australia Day !
A few pointers before I begin my rant in true Dickhead Factor style
* Cricket is awesome !
* Beer is good
* The triple J hottest 100 is the only thing to listen to after you listen to our latest episode
* A mate is someone that stands by you and supplies the beer
* Thongs are footwear.......not shit you shove up your arse
* Vegemite is a mandatory breakfast !
* Getting your canadian wife to make a pavlova is still Australian
* Sunscreen is a must
* Flies are still fucking annoying
* Cleaning the BBQ before use is optional
* Place your beers in the fridge early to ensure they are cold enough for general use......
* Salad is optional and is only called salad when there is meat mixed through...
* Eating lamingtons is not gay today ! Eat up !!
* Hosing down something is as good as washing something
* If you cant fish ....watch some fishing
* Your bbq must have sausages, and lamb chops
* Watch out for Drop Bears
* Its ok to eat both Kangaroo and Emu as long as its cooked on the BBQ
and last but definately not least
* Wave your flags high ! Even if you disagree where it comes from its still an exhibition of being Australian and proud ! It is not racist !!
So heres our latest podcast and older episode for you to enjoy !

And so begins my rant ! Fuck you it aint racist to display a flag of the country you live in....especially when its AUSTRALIA DAY people....... Racism is a targeted attack at different races and is completely not acceptable.....unless your english......but other then that....if your proud, wave your flag high ! Then put your pants back on because you may have vistors....
Being Australian is not about races, its about nationality and in this country we are proud to welcome other countries and their customs.....especially Irish Day.... there more drunk green faced Aussies then any other country !
But on a serious note we are all Australians deep down....if you love beer, have mates and dont take shit seriously.....
She'll be right mate ! Fuck ough ! Struth, What the fuck is a shrimp ?, That aint burnt is well done........................
I hope whoever you are and wherever you are you have a moment to think about Australia today as today is our day to celebrate relaxing and drinking .....
Thank you and Good night
Jabs - The Dhead Factor

Episode 13 - The audio Podcast from The Dickhead Factor

We are definately Dickheads .............ask yourself why you havent listened yet ? The blog will be written very soon !!

Feb 1 2012......Gee and Jay Day

Well where do you start ??

The Gee and Jay Radio show is from 2 Irish Guys ! The cover a range of different subjects and provide a comedic look at a number of events.

On Feb 1 2012, We are going to get Gee and Jay into the iTunes top 100 ! Why ? Why not ! Are you sick of seeing podcast that arent really podcasts in the iTunes countdown ? Let have a look at it.....most Podcasts in the top 100 are from actual radio presentations and are not specifically designed for the podcast format...........

Gee and Jay show are the exception......I personally love the podcast, it is very amusing and the music is second to none....

Im not going to brag about it too much.....you should check them out your self..... They really are better then a well scalped arse

Grab them on iTunes <itunes click here>

or check out there web site on

www.geeandjayshow.com

And remember Feb 1 2012....all you have to do is download, download, download people fro iTunes and lets get them onto the top 100 where they belong....

See you all on Feb 1

The Babysitting debate - The Dickhead Factor !!

Now people I have a question to pose to you.............

Is it called babysitting if they are indeed (allegedly) your children ?

I am the owner of 3 children and my wife has decided to head for a shopping weekend and leave me with the kids.

Now Im not worried about the whole babysitting aspect of it as what I hope is their biological parent.......*paternity suit pending but I do however get called the great old term of 'Dick Head' because I usually state that I will be babysitting my children on the weekend.

Now lets break down why I call it baby sitting.....they are indeed under 5 years old......I will be spending the whole time sitting.....

WTF does it matter what I call it, you are indeed the dickhead if you fell that the only debate about soemone looking after their children over the weekend should be about what you call the actual process.......

I would be more worried about ....food....beer......pay Tv subscription and the most important things bed time.....

Some may debate that they actually look after me and who am I to disagree as I write this blog from my bed and my 5 year old daughter is cooking me bacon...................Im joking people she isnt allowed to use the oven.......She is just slaughtering the pig.....

I call dickhead on all the people that get bogged down with semantics, when there are more important questions to pose...... Check yourself pimples.....

For more of our rant about the Dickheads out there and in some cases us being dickheads check us out on our some what attempt to be funny below....

You may also take the time to figure out that the rants on this blog are indeed a version of advertisement and venting for our world acclaimed podcast ! Check it out before SOPA stops it ! Comedy is the first thing that goes....

Thank you and Good Night - Jabs

For a shout out send us an email to thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

or on twitter @thedheadfactor

Cobs.........The Dickhead Factor of New years eve

New years, what a day, night etc. Enjoying ourselves down in Batemans Bay for an extended weekend. Good weather, good times. At the end of this weekend it was time to pack up and head back home with the other 50 000 Canberrans that wished they lived somewhere other than Canberra. Mood was cruisey and the fuel in the car was low. Thus we needed to stop in at the fuel station before we made the trek back up The Clyde, about 50 others had the same idea and everyone was lining up patiently to get their turn on a bowser.

It was a the standard fuel station setup 4 or 5 lanes with 2 pumps per lane. 100% efficiency is rarely achieved with this setup, but it is still the best. One car will get the first bowser and the car behind will get to the second. Naturally with this system the car getting there first will fill up and pay first and be on their way before the second driver. This gap is then compounded if the car in front only needs to fill up a  little and the 2^nd car needs a lot. This day in question I was the 2^nd car and I needed a whole tank. There was a long line of cars behind me which had been the norm all morning. I filled up and paid and when getting back to my car this old guy in a Range Rover revved his engine aggressively at me.

Having had lined up for an unusual length of time to get fuel and experienced that same feeling you get on a long haul flight (I need to be here, theres not much a I can do so just put up with it) This made me snap, “That’s fucking unnecessary,” was my reply. The guys engine was revving so loud that I couldn’t hear anything he was saying back. I didn’t care, I was in the Supermarket Sweep of arguments, nothing mattered. I just needed to fill my trolley with as many insults as I could in a short amount of time.

After about a 15 second barrage of insults, with neither of us probably hearing what the other said, I got back in my car. My final victory would be employing the go-slow tactic of leaving the petrol pump. I sat down in my seat, checked everything. Then rolled forward for about 2 seconds and put the brakes on. Waited for a bit more, then rolled forward again, slowed down and then left. What a moral victory. After this it got me thinking where does this leave me and the other driver. How big of dickheads are we? I seem to walk that fine line between being an aggressive dickhead, passionately reasonable and consciously contrary.

On this occasion I believe I was the first two, aggressive dickhead with a hint of being reasonable in standing up for myself. With employing the go-slow tactics on leave, I was just being a passive-aggressive dickhead. This was no gain to anyone other than my own twisted ego. Then after all these thoughts it got me thinking about how many times I have been on the other side, being the aggressor and starting a petty squabble like this. I have no intentions of changing my ways, there comes a time when you are a dickhead but think you are being reasonable and and also times where you think you’ve just been a dickhead felt guilty about the situation and someone has given you the reassuring “Nahh, all good.”

If you want more Dickheads observations check out the latest episode below

Cobs - The dhead Factor