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Finally the return is Coming !!!!!

Hi this is Jab from The Dickhead Factor

How are you all ? Miss us ??

Didn’t think so as none of you sent us a get well soon card.

What has been happening in the world since we decided to take (what I call a well deserved) break ?

Not much from our perspective other then the usual.

What have we been up to I hear you ask well not much but heres a recap

·        Jabs, became more godlike then he usually was by running for the election to the parliament, only to be ousted by a female. This caused him to plot and plan his way back by defacing her claiming that females had smaller brains ‘Its scientific’. This caused great distress as people asked for the reference point for this comment. Jabs was unable to comment further leaving his parliamentary campaign for good…..he wife was un-open for comment.

·        Fu Josh bought an airline. He decided to call it LION. In this airline the tickets would be dirt cheap but you would have to sacrifice on customer service. With the innovative LION airline FuJosh hired a person that was able to answer the phone, check you in for your flight and fly the plane. This was going good until the pilot was found out to be FuJosh himself. In the airplane was a range of gold he was taking and burying throughout Australia and with the customers on the flight he was able to make more money claiming it on tax and making people pay for his petrol. The LION airline is currently under investigation and FuJosh was unable to comment on where he actually got his flight licence from.

Those are only 2 of the DHead Factor boys and their antics since the ‘break up’ episode….. come back this weekend to hear from the boys and stay tuned for more background and catch up stories from the crew after the ‘incident’.

Coming this weekend……..

·        Random News

·        Skits (or an attempt at doing them)

·        Music

·        Cobs in the car

·        New Boganwood

And so much more

Find us on iTunes, Stitcher or Tune in Radio or go to our site www.TheDheadFactor.com

Cheers Big Ears

When SHit gets Weird #Fujosh is always there

The latest and some would think the greatest episode ever.....

Yeah maybe not, we have fun doing it and you can have fun listening to it. In this episode shits got strange and #fujosh got sick after checking out a site ! Im not going to tell you what the site is, I want you to listen to the show and I want you to enjoy it. Have a crack and tells us what you think thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

www.thedheadfactor.com and so much more !

Episode 23 - Its a really really good episode

 The latest episode ...........

 Hello Listeners ! In this newly extended episode things go crazy We have lot of fun and take on the worlds random news by giving you a glimpse into our lives...... Sounds interesting doesnt it.... It should because it aint half bad..... This is the first episode we actually had to remove something Josh had said..... I know ! Considering the show it must have been bad So subscribe on Stitcher and download it using the code Thedheadfactor or iTunes or any other format you may like ! Bring you the free humour from Australia ! Whats not to love www.thedheadfactor.com twitter on @thedheadfactor and facebook

Wow......was that your penis ?

Im not going to lie to you.....this show is not for everyones taste although some people do class it as actually funny ?

I know what are they thinking ?

In the latest episode it features a large amount of both Josh and Jabs as they talk the recent Gay Mardis Gras, UFC and a sydney trip that need to be heard to be believed.

We even got a bit lazy in the middle of it and clipped the Succotash show !

Great stuff, it funny and not in a vegemite kind of way.
I watched some movies the other day, they werent too bad. There was one called priest and it had some vampires and stuff in it.
It was pretty cool, speaking of cool it getting cold here in Canberra !

Very weird stuff, it a boring place that is now a boring and cold place. On a positive note though there is always our show for you to enjoy.

Im not certain you havent already listened, you people should write something back ! Who are you ? Why are you wearing my hat ?


Good evening !

Jabs - The Dhead Factor

When things go Bad.....eat Vegemite......

Hi This is Jabs from The Dickhead Factor

Hello all and one...... What has been happening?
That is an actual question which should warrant some form of response, if you are indeed someone that is not socially retarded......
So its been a hell of  a week so......There have been a range of problems that have made my life hard, this is what I call Problems of the Middle Class......
* I went to black Opal and had to look at ugly people.........Ugly People Cmon
* A Fat girl waddled in the middle of the pathway as I tried to walk into work........with no way of getting around her
* I had to resort to instant coffee after my Late machine broke
* We had our $400 seats at UFC ruined by listening to idiots yell out......'Kick him in the vagina' multiple times
* We had an Australian taxi driver on the way home.......doesnt sound bad ? He was a dick......
These are only a few of the issues that have affected me over the last week, but then I hear the bloke that made the movie KONY was caught masturbating in a toilet......
WOW, people are very self destructive, thats why we do our Podcast.......it allows us to create persona's that we wouldnt normally get away with in a work environment....... Don't believe me ? Ask yourself if you are the same person at work, and at home ?
Even if you think you are, you are not telling yourself the truth.........
People need an outlet....other then yelling and screaming in a car..... hence the Dhead Factor......we cover the true Dickheads out there and provide a Dickheads opinion on it..... whats not to like ?
In the latest episode, I go solo and take on a few subjects that make me angry.... I also play some music, and talk to some friends from Royal and Doodall.....If you only hear one podcast today.... it should be this one.
Jabs- The Dhead Factor

Episode 20 - Its a solo cast with a few friends

In an episode planned on the spot
Jabs go solo and not in the good sense
Making space for the talk with Doodall, Jabs takes on the full episode with an onslaught of ego boosting drab
Gee and Jay say hello with their guest the pirate Its really not something you keen on reading anyway is it
Did I tell you my son crashed my laptop !
Just in time for me to pay it off !




There is clips galore, news from England, Music and much much more Follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or Royal and Doodall @Royal_n_Doodall or Gee and Jay @Geeandjay or check our new hit website www.thedheadfactor.com

EPis 17..............We are soooo sorry Whitney...........

In the latest episode we push forward without the co host Josh !! In this episode we say hello to Jabs and Aaron...... Talk about the recent burst of celebrity deaths....... Listen to jabs on Gee and Jay...... Smoke some crack and talk Whitney .....ouch and then comes the news Bring it on !! Awesome stuff ......did you know I got drunk last night ? I did ... it was fun......the hangover isnt

The taste of something to come.....

Yo whats up man ! Or girls.....sorry for that, Im an old man and Im trying to be cool

We just completed and released our latest episode in which we cover a large range of topical topic about stuff............
We try to answer the question can we control what goes on iTunes or is it prempted for extracted radio clips that they class as 'Podcasts'

To start our movement tomorrow is the Gee and Jay show day ! WHy ? WHy not ??
Gee and Jay are just a couple of blokes having some fun and doing a podcast cover a range of different topics......and best of all they have irish accents !
Podcasts are a movement that should be taken seriously ...... well kind of........ its hard to take a podcast serious when we cover hard topics like midget related deaths, tampon attack etc..........

Before tomorrow hits why not take a look at what we have to offer in our latest episode where we create a crossover ......
Whats a crossover ? Think Bones and Family Guy
The Simpsons and The Critic
The flintstones and the Jetsons.....

You get the idea... takes a listen


Its free you know ? WHat you didnt !!! Now you do you have no excuse other then if you deaf, then we apologise but if we get enough interest we will transcribe it.....

On that note if you blind you cant see this so again we apologise to the person reading this to you.......... and to you once the person reads this bit.......

It hindsight we have limited our audience but we will try better......
If you arent blind or death and still cant read........
The are classes you can take, just specify its so you can read our blog for a discount......
The Dickhead Factor - Helping others.......
Check us on twitter @thedheadfactor
or
email us on thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
Thank you and see you tomorrow ! Gee and Jay day !!

Feb 1 2012......Gee and Jay Day

Well where do you start ??

The Gee and Jay Radio show is from 2 Irish Guys ! The cover a range of different subjects and provide a comedic look at a number of events.

On Feb 1 2012, We are going to get Gee and Jay into the iTunes top 100 ! Why ? Why not ! Are you sick of seeing podcast that arent really podcasts in the iTunes countdown ? Let have a look at it.....most Podcasts in the top 100 are from actual radio presentations and are not specifically designed for the podcast format...........

Gee and Jay show are the exception......I personally love the podcast, it is very amusing and the music is second to none....

Im not going to brag about it too much.....you should check them out your self..... They really are better then a well scalped arse

Grab them on iTunes <itunes click here>

or check out there web site on

www.geeandjayshow.com

And remember Feb 1 2012....all you have to do is download, download, download people fro iTunes and lets get them onto the top 100 where they belong....

See you all on Feb 1

Cobs.........The Dickhead Factor of New years eve

New years, what a day, night etc. Enjoying ourselves down in Batemans Bay for an extended weekend. Good weather, good times. At the end of this weekend it was time to pack up and head back home with the other 50 000 Canberrans that wished they lived somewhere other than Canberra. Mood was cruisey and the fuel in the car was low. Thus we needed to stop in at the fuel station before we made the trek back up The Clyde, about 50 others had the same idea and everyone was lining up patiently to get their turn on a bowser.

It was a the standard fuel station setup 4 or 5 lanes with 2 pumps per lane. 100% efficiency is rarely achieved with this setup, but it is still the best. One car will get the first bowser and the car behind will get to the second. Naturally with this system the car getting there first will fill up and pay first and be on their way before the second driver. This gap is then compounded if the car in front only needs to fill up a  little and the 2^nd car needs a lot. This day in question I was the 2^nd car and I needed a whole tank. There was a long line of cars behind me which had been the norm all morning. I filled up and paid and when getting back to my car this old guy in a Range Rover revved his engine aggressively at me.

Having had lined up for an unusual length of time to get fuel and experienced that same feeling you get on a long haul flight (I need to be here, theres not much a I can do so just put up with it) This made me snap, “That’s fucking unnecessary,” was my reply. The guys engine was revving so loud that I couldn’t hear anything he was saying back. I didn’t care, I was in the Supermarket Sweep of arguments, nothing mattered. I just needed to fill my trolley with as many insults as I could in a short amount of time.

After about a 15 second barrage of insults, with neither of us probably hearing what the other said, I got back in my car. My final victory would be employing the go-slow tactic of leaving the petrol pump. I sat down in my seat, checked everything. Then rolled forward for about 2 seconds and put the brakes on. Waited for a bit more, then rolled forward again, slowed down and then left. What a moral victory. After this it got me thinking where does this leave me and the other driver. How big of dickheads are we? I seem to walk that fine line between being an aggressive dickhead, passionately reasonable and consciously contrary.

On this occasion I believe I was the first two, aggressive dickhead with a hint of being reasonable in standing up for myself. With employing the go-slow tactics on leave, I was just being a passive-aggressive dickhead. This was no gain to anyone other than my own twisted ego. Then after all these thoughts it got me thinking about how many times I have been on the other side, being the aggressor and starting a petty squabble like this. I have no intentions of changing my ways, there comes a time when you are a dickhead but think you are being reasonable and and also times where you think you’ve just been a dickhead felt guilty about the situation and someone has given you the reassuring “Nahh, all good.”

If you want more Dickheads observations check out the latest episode below

Cobs - The dhead Factor

Podcast of the Dickheads episode 12

Its the latest episode of the highly acclaimed Dhead Factor Podcast series and its all ours !!

If you dont have time to wait check us out on itunes at

http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/epis-12-the-dhead-factor-so/id486327558?i=109448864

We are also available on Stitcher, Zune and Blackberry ! Enjoy !!

Editing is a disaster.....so eat cake

The new episode launches in a couple of hours.......

Starting with its play on rant radio which is here
http://rantmedia.ca/talk/schedule.php
at what I believe is 7.30 Pacific standard time...... this is not by any means a problem and is more inclined to create enjoyment.... but here I am still editing it with only a couple of hours to go...

The art of editing is a skill...Im unfortunately skill less and have a wee bit of OCD with every cast. I find it hard to work out what I should be leaving in or leaving out.
Again not a problem you might think because our show is actually created in the form of randomness ..... but here I sit 2 coffees in wondering what I need to cut.
Did you hear about the cricket ! Go Australia we are about to win again..... not even Budha could save India at this stage....
Why do they call it instant coffee if it indeed takes a while to make ? wouldnt instant coffee come in a can ?
I like rainbows.....
The Dickhead Factor.....the podcast that tells you what you need to hear !


Its the aftertaste that people enjoy.....

Friday it is not ........The Dickhead Factor Horror Review

Whats cracking people ! This is Jabs from the Dickhead (Dhead) Factor

So its Saturday here and we are about to finally kick off our new episode for 2012 ... we are unplanned and unorganised for the show but that hasnt stopped us in any way before....

So Im a bit upset that I missed Friday the 13th yesterday and believe it may be a reflection of the age we grow up in now...

I remember when on Friday the 13th you could go home eat tons and watch horror movies.....but now horror has changed and I cant help myself but get angry at the villians now......

I watched this horror movie starring Kathryn Heigl the other day and instead of enjoying the actual horror of the movie, I couldnt help but get really really angry and want to punch her in the throat....

Now I don't endorse domestic violence in anyway but this movie really got under my skin.... The movie was about a women and a blok that inherit a kid after the parents die.......

Whats my problem ? Lets look at the story again..... parents die and instead of thinking of an appropriate person to look after their child, they decide in the unlikely event that we die we should attempt to match make ! because that is what will come into your head when you are planning your death.

Now the horror was an unnerving event that ended up going from scary to completely annoying in a matter of moments......

Insert the following formula ! Unlikely couple are forced together, They have a huge fight, they get back together........

And there you have a movie that will top the horror charts this year ! But will people be like me and finding it moving from true horror to annoyance ?

The choice is yours...... Now ask yourself why I am ranting about a movie just like everyone else on the internet ? Its because I am attempting to plug our podcast where we bring the random news with a subjective view !

Why read when you can listen ?

Start with our best of show.....it works for me

iTunes

Or you can just stream it below............



Disclaimer...... The Dickhead Factor (Dhead) is only be taken in moderate amounts as it is an extremely addictive substance, similar to cocaine.......... Once you get a taste you may never turn back

Thank you and Good night ! 

The ultimate Dickhead Subscription alert !

Why the hell shoudn't it ?

It a podcast that requires multiple listening sessions and is available on som many different formats it really does matter..........



One of those formats is iTunes............unfortunately its also apple iTunes but wait dont hold that against us ! iTunes allows us to get our show out for many man listeners and it looks real pretty on the page ! We receive feedback mostly positive and it allows us to expand our egos

Heres the link (Click here)

For itunes that is...subscribe and be part of the community of the fastest growing podcast in the true definition.....

We have a number of different episodes under our belt now and more recently we created an episode to allow new listeners in ..... The best of 2011 feature our favourite clips, music and sooo much more..... It had to be split over 2 episodes it was so big....

We welcome new listeners and only ask that you enjoy yourself...... if you feel part of the conversation then we have suceeded.

We are also available on stitcher......tunein radio...........blackberry and weekly on soundcloud......

Best of 2011 Part 2 - The Dhead Factor Blog

In an original show based on previous episodes we take a look back at where we are and what we should be doing for the oncoming year.

The Dhead Factor is a podcast we started to have some fun and boy have we..... with 11 episodes under our belt and a number of special clip shows we are far from finished....

One morning I woke up and thought why not broadcast our lives into the universe and see what happens...expecting only 5 listeners (the hosts) we did just that fueled by the smooth crisp taste of beer......

In the first episode we didn't know what to do, we just started to talk and have some fun.........with the alcohol resting in our systems pleasantly we took on random news from around the world looking into the true Dheads (Dickheads out there) and passing our judgement on all those special enough to be born as an elite DHead class....

We still continue to pass our judgement and have fun publishing it through a number of method including iTunes, Stitcher, Blackberry and Zune....... Oh yeah and we stream it live right here.....

After many month of having fun we pushed ourselves into a radio show that can be heard on rant media ! This was one of our proudest moments and still continues to be.....

The best of shows we produced are a way of introducing you to the show if you havent heard it, or if you have to enjoy some of your favourite clips.....

I recommend listening to both of them and not taking the seriously they are mearley for jest and should be taken that way and we hope that you enjoy it half as much as we do in making it.....

Yes we are AUSTRALIAN and proud of it.............so sit back and relax....join us by communicating and we will talk to you either through

email : Thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

twitter : @thedheadfactor

facebook : Page The Dhead Factor

or now available on skype ! Search for us and leave us a message on our answering machine......

Thank you for all your support and keeping on trucking !

Best of 2011 Part 1 - The Dhead Factor

The Best of 2011 part 1...........In this new podcast we cover a large range of different subjects

Jabs - The Host

Josh - Co Host

and Stu - The ring in

talk podcasting .......

In this episode they take a look back at how the podcast was created and what they were trying to achieve whilst flashing back to their favourtie episode from 2011 and the Random news stories.

Basically the podcast is designed for entertainment purposes and is a tool for fun.... The boys (and sometimes a girl) like to talk shit about many subjects so they thought why not record it and take on the hard hitting subject such as

* A man that robbed a 7 11 in a gumby suit

* Tampon throwing attacks from Australia

* Midgets deaths in badger holes

* A family stuck in a corn maze for hours

and so much more......

As a way of bringing the entertainment they arlso bring great music from around the world and allow listeners to plug their own clips or bring something into the show....................

Why dont you design something and send it through they would love to hear from you.........

Now its time to sit back, relax and enjoy Australias number one Dickhead (thats what Dhead stands for)




The show is designed for fun so enjoy it !

Best of 2011 Part 1 - The Dhead Factor

Epis 11 - The Xmas special

The Dhead Factor Episode 11 December 2011





A satirical look at Random news dedicated to all those DHeads out there!
This news is not serious although unfortunately its true .......
in this show we do a quick hello to Jabs, Cobbs and Stuart.....
Talk about what we have been up to...

Jabs talks fast food ....
* We hear a song from The Hush ! check them out on facebook
Support them in the Battle of the Bands

Here is the link <Click Here> Great music from a great band

* Go for some more Random news * A women swallows a pen and it is removed 25 years later * Hockey fans request a faster way to urinate * Canberra wins best Xmas lights * A man crashes his $300,000 car after winning it * Plug some shows * Skeletors Mouthpice * Talking comics * Man Cave Podcast * Succotash show * The Gee and Jay guys from Ireland (Great cast) @geeandjayshow or www.geeandjayshow.com * Anti Semantic Show @AntisemanticShw follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or c heck out our blog at www.thedheadfactor.tumblr.com On the blog we post all the links for the stories Thank you and good night

EPisode 10 - The femalecast

The Dhead Factor Episode 10 December 2011

The Dhead Factor is a satirical look at Random news dedicated to all those DHeads out there!

This news is not serious although unfortunately its true .......

in this show we do a quick hello to Jabs, Kobi and Josh.....

Talk about what we have been up to...

Josh attempts to say something interesting

Jabs talks twitter ....

Kobi talks shopping.......bloody women ! hahahhaaha

* We hear a song from Forgotten Friday ! check them out on facebook

* Go for some more Random news

* A man hires strippers for his sons wedding

http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-man-arrested-hiring-wedding-strippers-021308699.html;_ylt=AuusczmQ4b6_Fyl1gifciX3tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTNxNjNiNTczBG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBPZGRVU1NGBHBrZwM5MTAxODgzMC02NWNjLTMwNmUtYjgxNC0yOTUxNzRkNGQ0YmQEcG9zAzMEc2VjA3RvcF9zdG9yeQR2ZXIDNzFmMmZkYTAtMjVmOS0xMWUxLWE2ZjctMGFmNTIxNjYzOWY0;_ylg=X3oDMTIwdWJsZnJ1BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lfG9kZG5ld3MEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnMEdGVzdAM-;_ylv=3

* A women cooks meth in Wallmart

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/09/meth-walmart_n_1139183.html?ref=dumb-criminals

* A man gets a tattoo of a 40 cm penis from his mate

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/amateur-tatto-artist-matthew-brady-jailed-for-maliciously-inking-a-penis-on-back-of-his-friend-chester-ives-at-ipswich/story-e6frev20-1226213632964

We then plug some shows

* Skeletors Mouthpice

* Talking comics * Man Cave Podcast * Succotash show

* The Gee and Jay guys from Ireland (Great cast) @geeandjayshow or www.geeandjayshow.com

* Anti Semantic Show @AntisemanticShw

Sorry for the long episode we go carried away follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or check out our blog

On the blog we post all the links for the stories Thank you and good night