This blog is titled......more then enough

Hello this is Jabs from the Dhead Factor!

So how are we going around the world and what the hell have you been up to?

Me I hear you not ask, well I have been doing bits and pieces and working and all that boring stuff. That being said we are working on this weekend’s episode in which we will be bringing the big guns! But what can I say about that except you must listen.

So as the world reports a range of different things on their website front pages, we are again haunted by yet another election. Now when I say election it should go with some understanding so here it is……

In Australia we vote for a political party, based on our thoughts of their policies and the work they do for the economy. In some cases for instance if you are a sole worker or trader you may vote for the Liberal party, as they have been known to help you. But I have to admit, that this year I’m at a stale mate. I wouldn’t have a clue who votes for and if it wasn’t mandatory, I’m not even certain I would actually vote!!!!

What that’s an outrage I hear you not say! Well if you lived and breathed the Australia politics as we do, you would also find it hard to try and sift through the crap to find at least one party you agree with!

But that’s enough about politics! I wouldn’t want to show how ignorant I actually am (Or more so then I usually do). What else has been happening I hear you say?

Well I have run into a couple of kangaroos lately (You can find the photos on Instagram- dheadfactor username) as I walking around the suburbs. Now there are 2 kinds of kangaroos…. There are the small cutes one (earlier seen yesterday) and then there are the big (Don’t fuck with me) ones…..

I will go into the story in detail this weekend on the show but let me just say, that when they are big they can be very deadly!

FUCK its cold! Now I know I should complain, but it’s really cold at the moment…. And don’t get me started on those bloody raiders! How dare they break their winning streak in my presence!!!

Ridiculous….

Besides all this nothing has been happening, it actually too cold to have a life outside of the internet but that has allowed me to get into more writing for the show (and other projects).

Well that’s enough from me but I will leave you with some ways to live as an Australian even if you  live in another country…….

·        Step 1 – Call everyone mate…. I mean everyone. Don’t miss out on calling female, males, animals, kids, lawyers, bus drivers, taxi drivers or people over the phone. Just through it in there. If you get stuck on a name (or can’t remember one) just say G’day Mate and you will get away from it.

·        Step 2 – Give your ‘Mates’ a nick name…… don’t go to too much trouble (that would be un-Australian). A great way to start is to add an ‘O’ to the ends of their names….. Now remember that in Australia that a nick name is not a way to shorten a name… It’s a way to lazily speak about someone….. Here a sentence to assist you -  ‘Gday Mate, I was driving with Davo the other day when Jacko and Micko rang me up and said that we should head over to Ricko’s place’

Well there only a couple of them but if you listen to Boganwood (www.boganwood.com) you will get more pointers!

Plus we will be doing stuff in the new Dhead Factor episode out this weekend!!!!!

Thank you for reading and goodnight!!

What have we been up to with Cobs !!! The mystery man

Hi this is Jabs from the Dhead Factor

So is this going to be a regular thing ? Jabs writing blogs ?? Who knows, maybe it’s just one of those things that happens from time to time when you get an idea….. but will it stick !

Well the new episode is now only days away and I don’t know about you but I’m pretty excited about it. Its been a while since we did an episode and after a well deserved break (If I do say so myself), we are ready to get back into the swing of it.

So how about that weather ? Doesn’t it annoy you that everyone now knows that this is something you say when you have don’t know the person well enough o start a conversation. Well how about that weather ? Its bloody cold in Canberra as you can tell from my photos on the blog and through instagram but that hasn’t stopped us from facing the elements to go and get drunk or watch the football…… rugby rugby rugby league……..

So we should give you a catch up on what some of the Dhead Factor boys have been up to since…..how about everyone favourite driver Cobs !!!!

Well Cobs is an interesting man…….

·        Cobs in a way of becoming even more private decided to go off the grid and start living his life as a hermet. He found a hole in the side of a rock wall next to bondi beach. It had everything and things were doing well. Cobs would wake up each morning to the sound, smell and sight of the ocean and think that his life was bliss. He lived off his savings for a number of weeks, that was until the government tried to evict him. After a lengthy court battle stating that his hermit hole was a home and not a hole, he decided to try and track down Bud Tingwell (an Australian actor who played an actor in the movie ‘The Castle’ to represent him, ensuring the success in his court case after seeing the movie. It didn’t go well, unfortunately the great Bud Tingwell has passed away and Cobs had to settle for the now over saturated Aussie actor Michael Caton and he lost his home (hermit hole). He is now travelling around Australia telling scary stories to camp kids, whilst stealing peoples mail. A number of Australian writers have reached out to get the story of his life from Cobs, but Cobs being from the movie business has stated that he will only accept if they allow him to write the theme song……sing the theme song……… Do Do dodo……

Well hopefully in the near future he will be submitting more material from his travels around Australia……

That’s it from me for now but don’t forget you can get more Dhead Factor from our site

www.thedheadfactor.com

find us on twitter @thedheadfactor

or listen to the show on Stitcher, Tune in Radio or the ill fated iTunes !!!!

Thank you for listening and good night

Finally the return is Coming !!!!!

Hi this is Jab from The Dickhead Factor

How are you all ? Miss us ??

Didn’t think so as none of you sent us a get well soon card.

What has been happening in the world since we decided to take (what I call a well deserved) break ?

Not much from our perspective other then the usual.

What have we been up to I hear you ask well not much but heres a recap

·        Jabs, became more godlike then he usually was by running for the election to the parliament, only to be ousted by a female. This caused him to plot and plan his way back by defacing her claiming that females had smaller brains ‘Its scientific’. This caused great distress as people asked for the reference point for this comment. Jabs was unable to comment further leaving his parliamentary campaign for good…..he wife was un-open for comment.

·        Fu Josh bought an airline. He decided to call it LION. In this airline the tickets would be dirt cheap but you would have to sacrifice on customer service. With the innovative LION airline FuJosh hired a person that was able to answer the phone, check you in for your flight and fly the plane. This was going good until the pilot was found out to be FuJosh himself. In the airplane was a range of gold he was taking and burying throughout Australia and with the customers on the flight he was able to make more money claiming it on tax and making people pay for his petrol. The LION airline is currently under investigation and FuJosh was unable to comment on where he actually got his flight licence from.

Those are only 2 of the DHead Factor boys and their antics since the ‘break up’ episode….. come back this weekend to hear from the boys and stay tuned for more background and catch up stories from the crew after the ‘incident’.

Coming this weekend……..

·        Random News

·        Skits (or an attempt at doing them)

·        Music

·        Cobs in the car

·        New Boganwood

And so much more

Find us on iTunes, Stitcher or Tune in Radio or go to our site www.TheDheadFactor.com

Cheers Big Ears

Its a radio show, but a futuristic one

Welcome to the Dhead Factor Blog

What is it ?

Why are you reading it and what am I going to tell you that you dont already know ?

Lets take a look at what a blog is and why people feel the need to vent and talk to the internet universe.....

Blogs are varied and can range from Random news to an assortment of personal opinions... which is why you should read this blog, its different in a different kind of way.

Did you know you can stream our episodes here as well ? Bet you did already as you are an active participant in the glory of The Dhead Factor.

In the last couple of weeks, we have been trying to catch up on letting life and the show has suffered because of it ! Well not anymore, its time to ramp it up again.

We are The Dhead Factor and we bring you the news you need to hear, the funny stuff.

You can go anywhere to hear the latest on who was murdered or raped or other depressing stuff like that so we troll the internet to find some of the odd, wierd and random news.

We also cover some great music as well from indie artists, so if you have anything you would like to send through catch us on twitter

@thedheadfactor

or find us out on thedheadfactor at hotmail.com

But lets take a look at what we are featuring in the episodes coming up, we cover a number of stories like

* The man that stuck a monkey down his pants
* How stupid are politicians
* Is it illegal to find your own stolen iPad ?
* What is it like to live in the capital of Australia ?

We give our truths in the only form it should be told, straight from our mouths. Through doing this show I stumbled across some great great people and shows.

By listening to us you dont get 1 show, you get a ton more !

Come drop by some time and welcome yourself to chat with friends, or Dickheads if your that way inclined

Heres the iTunes link : http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/epis-51-dhead-factor-not-so/id554495275?i=120412882

or stream the latest episode here


Thank you and good night

What if this isnt real ? And we are all stuck in the matrix ??

In this weeks rant !

 We take a look at the random news and headlines that are making people talk......

Well not just people, I mean us..

Thats right people instead of our usual silly advice we decide to amp things up a bit Think of a 3 year old picking on a 6 year old, I know its almost like Im watching it ?

If both my kids want to be called mother, does that make them lesbians ?
Should I speak to someone ?
 I think I should speak to someone but not about that.....Im thinking I should talk to someone about the time I was on a radio show..... Dont believe me ?

Here it is



Catch up with some mates... thats right we are aussie, aussie aussie ! Come get some Aussie talk

Why not join in ? Send us an email thedheadfactor at hotmail.com

Its really a mess when you think about it

Wow, What is going on with iTunes ?

We actually have a podcast that people enjoy listening to and we have recently asked our listener to change over to Stitcher If you are on an iphone and now want to listen to any of your favourite iTunes podcasts/radio shows you get in a complete turn around of pressing buttons and freezing ipods..........

 What the F&ck people ?

It should be easy to listen to, like on Stitcher. Stitcher is an app we got invovled with about 7 months ago, and I have been impressed.

Measuring customer service against iTunes I have been in contact with a human at stitcher who couldnt do anything more to assist us if problems occur, or if I have any questions.

With iTunes, Im not even sure people are actually reading my emails ?

 Measuring easiness in use Stitcher you load your favourites, and press a button to start the show ITunes used to be great at this, but with the latest featured app, Im not even sure what Im listening to......

 But that being said, who am I to complain about this ?

 Im Jabs from The DHead Factor and its ultimately your choice to choose where you would like to hear from us

Here is the iTunes link http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-dhead-factor/id486327558?mt=2

or here is the Stitcher link www.stitcher.com/thedheadfactor 

or you can just stream it here...... we cover the fun news and the stories you love to hear.......

Soccer World Cup.......Its not even football ?

So how is it going bloggers ?

Im stuck in the house for yet another week of the flu....

Bloody flu, Ive been trying to shake it for a couple of weeks

Oh well atleast I have 3 kids that allow me to rest....right ?

Soccer has nothing to do with this blog, as Im not sure of anything to do with soccer except they fall over alot....

great sport, as sport go, ever Harry Kewel has decided to get more money in England....

Strange when you think of it. Well the latest episode is out with a couple of drunk phone calls and random news.....

Treat yourself to something for free and interact with us
check out our web site
 www.thedheadfactor.com
or twitter @thedheadfactor

#fujosh was always the star......we all knew it

This episode was released before the actual bucks party

.....................

Probably a good thing when you think about it.

In this episode we take a look at a couple of reasons that #fujosh is the real star of the show....

Unfortunately its true...

In the latest clips we take a look at why thats true.....

Check it out on Stitcher Radio, iTunes or here

New episode is out.....as if you didnt know

Im trying to decide if I should go on a rant or just show you the latest show ?

Its a bit of both when you think of it.

Whats up with Jersey Shore and why cant I stop watching it ?
It strange isnt it, so many people complain about it but still watch it......

I mean if we didnt watch this crap would there be a Human Centipede Movie ?
Did anyone actually believe that ? Are people more gorrified then usual ?
What ever happened to just standard entertainment where you could watch a horror movie and enjoy it ?

I mean should Jersey Shore be classed as the new form of horror ? Some episodes make me feel as disgusting as I do after watching the Human Centipede movie.

Have we gone to far with wanting to see everything ?
I mean, did Jackass lead the way ?

Not that I can complain, we do a show based on finding the random news from around the world without my blog rants....

But these are the  question we need to look at, do you have to drive past a crash to see what happened ?
That being said, our show has nothing to do with Jersey Shore, Human Centipede or other displays of human indignity.......

I will continue to watch Jersey Shore, out of amusement and contradict myself by complaining about how bad it is. One would think I could just turn it off.....but we need to know, how low these people will go.......

Here is our show....100% less Jersey Shore, just aussies having fun

The interuption of what was once greatness

How are you all ?
We at the DHead take on the Random news from around the world and put our Australian perspective onto it.

Im not going to lie, we sometime get carried away but honestly who could blame us ?

* Tanning mothers taking their daughters to the salon
* John Travolta getting touchy with male massagers !
* A candian man gets attacked whilst sitting on the toilet
* #fujosh isnt allowed to turn up to the football during the week.....

What is going on people ?

Is this place getting worse or has it become worse since we were classed as entertainment ?

I mean come on, we enjoy the show and so do you .... who wouldnt but we make entertainment out of the idiots in the worlds !

And it will only get worse

Take a listen to our latest show

Im not expecting you to listen to the whole show.... especially when you can get some listening pleasure from both

www.stitcher.com/thedheadfactor

or iTunes on

http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/epis-34-dhead-factor-we-do/id486327558?i=115618587

It is interesting when you thin about it, and we expect you to be part of the show....


send us random news, or a tweet, or even just say Gday .......

We are driven by the fans and we enjoy our own show

Thank you and Good night

Episode 32.......

Episode 32

The Dhead Factor Random news cast is now available

 

Welcome to Epsiode 32 In this episode Jabs and Josh make a valiant return By valiant return, 

I mean a return from last week. 

 In this episode we take a look at the Random news from around the globe, talk horse racing.....regret using the C bomb and so much more 

This podcast is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken seriously..... 

 Unless your me..... I take it too serious.......I cry at night over it....... 

 Its sad really, did I tell you that Superman 2 is on the tv at the moment ? 

Its good to see, unfortunately its not the directors cut, but what can we do. 

Royal and Doodall did some funny stuff in their last episode.... 

They did a hillbilly hip hop song, and a Rigid Fist add........ 

 And theres always Gee and Jay to bring the funny .....

 I did notice that bonnobo reads this as well, so hello to you as well. Did I cover everything ? Its a fair bit to read when you listening to our show..... 

Long live #fujosh Watch out for the #biggaybear And hello to all #yabastards out there......

thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

Its only smart if you dont think about it........

Why not talk about the latest episode ?

I have been and its not just because I created it...


Something that merges with comedy and detours to the sad disgrace that there are actually idiots like this out there.

Why not cover topic stories ? Why would we ? Isnt there enough crap out there to make you feel crap about the outside ? What we try to provide is a view at the odd and random news that is happening around the world....

I enjoy it and it doesnt leave you with a bad aftertaste......well sometimes it does.

Click the link and have a listen

If you like what you hear, check us out on iTunes, stitcher and so much more.......

Do you want to be part of the show ? Now you can, either shoot me through an email with a story or add us on skype and be part of the show

We only ask that you have fun, as we do

thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

our site thedheadfactor.com easy isnt it.......

The Dhead Factor is up to something

Wow its been a long time between drinks....

 In a story that spans many weeks I have decided to go back to blog writing !

I know where else would I go ?

The Dhead Factor is nothing if not for the fans and our listeners We have produced over 30 episodes now with a range of guest stars, interviews and great music

 But our show continues to be fun and that is the main thing Lets get the formalities out of the way....... Here is our latest episode



This is Jabs from The Dhead Fator and welcome to episode 30

In this episode we take on Anzac day with the formalities and then get into to some drinking fun.

We dont endorse you getting drunk the way we do but in the mean time its time to listen in and hear us perform responsible drinking .....kind of

Did I mention you cant shut us up and we now do 2 episodes a week ! No ? Well what the fuck are you doing about it now you know ?

Heres a taste of the mid week episode


Now sit back and listen.

We are also on sticther radio which I recommend as you get to listen to every episode at your convenience

www.stitcher.com/thedheadfactor

Free promo code : Dheadfactor

http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/epis-30-dhead-factor-anzac/id486327558?i=114209888

Easy right ? We are also on that #fuitunes thingy

@thedheadfactor is twitter

thedheadfactor@hotmail.com is where you can send us random news and music

Did I mention that we talk about random news from around the world ? We do and take the best of the funniest news taking it on one subject at a time.....

Drop us a line and we will give you a shout out on the show


Search for us right away

Episode 23 - Its a really really good episode

 The latest episode ...........

 Hello Listeners ! In this newly extended episode things go crazy We have lot of fun and take on the worlds random news by giving you a glimpse into our lives...... Sounds interesting doesnt it.... It should because it aint half bad..... This is the first episode we actually had to remove something Josh had said..... I know ! Considering the show it must have been bad So subscribe on Stitcher and download it using the code Thedheadfactor or iTunes or any other format you may like ! Bring you the free humour from Australia ! Whats not to love www.thedheadfactor.com twitter on @thedheadfactor and facebook

When things go Bad.....eat Vegemite......

Hi This is Jabs from The Dickhead Factor

Hello all and one...... What has been happening?
That is an actual question which should warrant some form of response, if you are indeed someone that is not socially retarded......
So its been a hell of  a week so......There have been a range of problems that have made my life hard, this is what I call Problems of the Middle Class......
* I went to black Opal and had to look at ugly people.........Ugly People Cmon
* A Fat girl waddled in the middle of the pathway as I tried to walk into work........with no way of getting around her
* I had to resort to instant coffee after my Late machine broke
* We had our $400 seats at UFC ruined by listening to idiots yell out......'Kick him in the vagina' multiple times
* We had an Australian taxi driver on the way home.......doesnt sound bad ? He was a dick......
These are only a few of the issues that have affected me over the last week, but then I hear the bloke that made the movie KONY was caught masturbating in a toilet......
WOW, people are very self destructive, thats why we do our Podcast.......it allows us to create persona's that we wouldnt normally get away with in a work environment....... Don't believe me ? Ask yourself if you are the same person at work, and at home ?
Even if you think you are, you are not telling yourself the truth.........
People need an outlet....other then yelling and screaming in a car..... hence the Dhead Factor......we cover the true Dickheads out there and provide a Dickheads opinion on it..... whats not to like ?
In the latest episode, I go solo and take on a few subjects that make me angry.... I also play some music, and talk to some friends from Royal and Doodall.....If you only hear one podcast today.... it should be this one.
Jabs- The Dhead Factor

EPis 17..............Jabs is sooooo sick...........who cares.....

In this cast Jabs tackles the all insults of turning up Sick and works through a range of different stories.

Josh is back with Stu and Cobs and they are firing on all channels In a great cast we take on crime, boobs, dog burning and so much more !

Thedheadfactor.com Its like a podcast, only funnier Still havent heard if anyone is actually reading this stuff…..

Did I tell you I have a hand ? I do, I check every morning and its still there ?!? Whats cracking peeps ?

EPis 17..............We are soooo sorry Whitney...........

In the latest episode we push forward without the co host Josh !! In this episode we say hello to Jabs and Aaron...... Talk about the recent burst of celebrity deaths....... Listen to jabs on Gee and Jay...... Smoke some crack and talk Whitney .....ouch and then comes the news Bring it on !! Awesome stuff ......did you know I got drunk last night ? I did ... it was fun......the hangover isnt

Episode 15 ........The Dhead Factor....Hang on Wheres Josh ?

Thats right Josh is missing ? Can we go on without him ?? You figure it out......we surely cant but we try anyway Its time for episode 15.....rock it out In this episode we take on shoes ! I kid you not We also discuss Random news and stuff and more stuff and then we talk abit ! Sounds tempting doesnt it ! Its not like the Indian cricket team we actually have talent

Thedheadfactor@hotmail.com or

on twitter @thedheadfactor Bring it !! Enjoy It ! Dont have sex with it

Gee and Jay Show Day is here ! Are you doing enough to support talent ?

Its Gee and Jay Show day in Australia.............Do you part by downloading it from iTunes

These guys run a great podcast and deserve to hit top 100 ! So far with all your support they have been featured and have hit 130......

Only 30 places to go !!! Download, ask you friend to download, steal other peoples phones and download.......then return them you criminal !

Stealing is bad

But this Podcast isnt ! If you love our show and I know you do ! Then check out the Gee and Jay show !

The only Irish podcast I listen 2 about 2 men from Belfast ! Featuring Lesbians ! Bananna Man references ! Drinking ! Criminal Activity ! Cohost Antics and so much more

The day is Feb 1 2012 and its just started in some part of the country !! Get it together people and dont be the one person not talking about the Gee and Jay show !!

You are a true friend in advance ! Now Im off to record our latest episode...

Here the link : http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/gee-and-jay-radio-show/id401547527