What if this isnt real ? And we are all stuck in the matrix ??

In this weeks rant !

 We take a look at the random news and headlines that are making people talk......

Well not just people, I mean us..

Thats right people instead of our usual silly advice we decide to amp things up a bit Think of a 3 year old picking on a 6 year old, I know its almost like Im watching it ?

If both my kids want to be called mother, does that make them lesbians ?
Should I speak to someone ?
 I think I should speak to someone but not about that.....Im thinking I should talk to someone about the time I was on a radio show..... Dont believe me ?

Here it is



Catch up with some mates... thats right we are aussie, aussie aussie ! Come get some Aussie talk

Why not join in ? Send us an email thedheadfactor at hotmail.com

Episode 26 - The Tribute to the Succotash Show

Welcome to the ultimate in tribute shows to the Succotash Podcast Succotashshow.com

 In this episode #fujosh doesnt show up again......

 Jabs borrows the Succotash format and plays clips from Man Cave Podcast Dont Quit your Day Cast Royal and Doodall Gee and Jay And Succotash !! Have you stopped reading yet ? I havent stopped writing yet .....

 Thedheadfactor.com thedheadfactor@hotmail.com blah blah blah blah #BigGayBear2012 !!! How you doing boys ?

The Babysitting debate - The Dickhead Factor !!

Now people I have a question to pose to you.............

Is it called babysitting if they are indeed (allegedly) your children ?

I am the owner of 3 children and my wife has decided to head for a shopping weekend and leave me with the kids.

Now Im not worried about the whole babysitting aspect of it as what I hope is their biological parent.......*paternity suit pending but I do however get called the great old term of 'Dick Head' because I usually state that I will be babysitting my children on the weekend.

Now lets break down why I call it baby sitting.....they are indeed under 5 years old......I will be spending the whole time sitting.....

WTF does it matter what I call it, you are indeed the dickhead if you fell that the only debate about soemone looking after their children over the weekend should be about what you call the actual process.......

I would be more worried about ....food....beer......pay Tv subscription and the most important things bed time.....

Some may debate that they actually look after me and who am I to disagree as I write this blog from my bed and my 5 year old daughter is cooking me bacon...................Im joking people she isnt allowed to use the oven.......She is just slaughtering the pig.....

I call dickhead on all the people that get bogged down with semantics, when there are more important questions to pose...... Check yourself pimples.....

For more of our rant about the Dickheads out there and in some cases us being dickheads check us out on our some what attempt to be funny below....

You may also take the time to figure out that the rants on this blog are indeed a version of advertisement and venting for our world acclaimed podcast ! Check it out before SOPA stops it ! Comedy is the first thing that goes....

Thank you and Good Night - Jabs

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Minicast 5 - Its like a podcast but not really ? What is it ??

Welcome to the Dhead Factor.....

This is Jabs and below is the blog for minicast 5, we hope you enjoy our latest episode as much as we do when we record it

Welcome to The Dhead Factor- Three Drunk Guys - Minicast 5

In this episode................

Jabs go solo (Not uncommon for him)....................and breaks down the show
- News in brief
- Top story of the week 1
- An extract from episode3 that wasnt aired
- Top story of the week 2
and some more free music

- After the intro we shout out to our new buddy cast TNTKNews boys Jeff and Bobby (www.theneedtoknownews.com) the podcast too hot for twitter..........

Break into the random news of the week in brief

- A house in Portland is raided by police after flier was left around the street advertised the drug sales at the address

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44982544/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TqNfOLKLMgp

- A 61 year old women from Hinds County  is arrested after she called the police to make a drug deal

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44982553/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TqNfd7KLMgp

- Halifax the national bank sends a credit card application to Mr Steven Smith addressed  to Mr Fuck Off.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/10/19/halifax-tells-customer-to_n_1019528.html?ref=mostpopular

- The Bones and caskets have started to pop out of the ground in Iowa at the Oak Grove Cemetary

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/20/oak-grove-cemetery_n_1022017.html

- Fort Frances Citizen of the year nominations are now closed, Kath didn’t make it

http://fftimes.com/node/246398

after the news in brief I break into the first Random news clip of the week

A northern Ireland man is arrest after trying to turn his faeces into gold

 http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/man-who-tried-to-turn-his-faeces-into-gold-is-jailed-16066385.html#ixzz1bZZzPosf


I then come back to introduce a clip from The Dhead Factors episode 3 feature Jabs, Stu, Josh and Adrian

 after the clip I break into the second Random news clip of the week

Before we finish off the show we check out Rotten Opera's hit Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck

I close off the show with a shout out to The need to Know news (@TNTKNews)

Finish the show with Stunami's 'Bitch Out' - Stay tuned after the show for a special add !

Thank you for all your support, and Good night

Post some comments for us and the best will be used as part of the show !!

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

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Thank you and Good night

Episode 5 - Four guys 2 microphones.........why wouldnt it work ?

Welcome to the Dhead Factor.....

This is Jabs and below is the blog for episode 5, we hope you enjoy our latest episode as much as we do when we record it

Welcome to The Dhead Factor- Three Drunk Guys - Episode 5

In this episode................

After an attempt to start the show the way we usually do the intro started with us kicking off the show and introduce Jabs (Host), Josh, Adrian and Stu

As will all things Dhead Factor...........they didnt go as planned

- After the intro we see what we need to apologise for and shout out to our new buddy cast TNTKNews boys Jeff and Bobby (www.theneedtoknownews.com)

Afetr much random banter we attempt to get back on track and introduce the Random news story 1

- An American Family gets lost in a corn maze and contacts 911 for support

You think the title is strange you should hear the full story, the boys dig into the questions that need to be asked.......

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44875752/ns/us_news-weird_news/

After coming back from the story the boys try and convince Jabs to do news stories with an accent and attempt to screw up the wording of the articles....................like he needed to try....................

- Story number 2 takes us back to Episode 3 where we revisit the guy that hacked Scarlett Johansons computer and put up nude photos of her on the internet as well as others

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/12/hollywood-nude-photo-hack_n_1007050.html

- In Random news story 3 a 44 year old english man lives off roadkill .........it gets worse it was for 30 years, and he is a taxi dermatologist.....................well not really but you get the point.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8359966/man-lived-off-roadkill-for-30-years

- As discussed in episode 3, we revisit the Gumby robber and see how he is going................spoiler ! He turned himself in ................

http://www.kgw.com/video/featured-videos/Gumby-robber--arrested-in-San-Diego-129827478.html

Before we finish off the show we check out Rotten Opera's hit McFuck

In the close off the show the boys attempt to give a shout out................attempt being the operative word so we shout out to The need to Know news (@TNTKNews)

Finish the show with Johnny Roakills 'These Times' - Stay tuned after the show for a special add !

Thank you for all your support, and Good night

Post some comments for us and the best will be used as part of the show !!

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Thank you and Good night

Minicast 4 - The Unofficial Podcast featuring a female !!!!!!

Welcome to the Dhead Factor.....

 

Minicast 4  has just finished recording and boy do we have a fun one for you

Welcome to The Dhead Factor- Three Drunk Guys - Minicast 4

In this episode................

- We accidentally record a Podcast not a minicast !

- Welcome Jabs, Josh, Aaron and introduce our first female Kobi..............

- We start off with the intro to see what we need to apologise for

- Introduce Clip 1 - The Melbourne Gasp story

http://www.smh.com.au/small-business/service-to-make-you-gasp-20110929-1kyta.html

- Come back for another discussion before introducing Clip 2 - Steven Seagal Kills a puppy !

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/31/steven-seagal-sued-for-ki_n_943952.html

- Finish off with Clip 3 - a 14 year old is arrested in Bali for drug possession !

http://www.smh.com.au/national/14yearold-boy-arrested-in-bali-20111006-1lbey.html

- Finish off our show with our thoughts ! You have been warned

And apologise to The need to Know news (@TNTKNews)

- Finish the show with Stunami's 'Bitch Out' - Stay tuned after the show for a special add !

Thank you for all your support, and Good night

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

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Thank you and Good night

Hi this is Jabs from the Dhead factor............

Bringing you the midweek random news for the 28 September 2011.......

Making random news in brief this week

- A US women is injured after a toilet explodes while she is using it

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44676485/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.ToGRstSYSuI

- A 91 year old Pensylvannian man throws a bucket o`f his urine on teenagers


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8351645/us-man-throws-bucket-of-urine-at-teens

- A star from the popular show 'The L world' is removed from a Southwest Airlines flight after making out with her girlfriend

http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/10348503/l-word-star-booted-off-plane-over-kissing-dispute/

- A man robbing a house in Saint Louis was found after the home owners returned to him cooking bacon.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44627538/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.ToGcitSYSuJ

- A french schoolboy digs up a jar of fingers from a local carpenter

http://au.news.yahoo.com/odd/a/-/odd/10313868/boy-finds-30-year-old-human-fingers-in-jar/

Topping American news this week...........

- If your a jedi............your help is required for a women from Springfield, MA who is nearing her due date and I am miserable.

The women states

I'm looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my child to convince him to come early. The sooner the better.

If you are a master in the way's of the Jedi please help me deliver this child! Many thanks and may the force be with you!

•   as Compensation the jedi will receive a Used Light Saber 

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wma/2442771514.html

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

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Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
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Thank you and Good night