This blog is titled......more then enough

Hello this is Jabs from the Dhead Factor!

So how are we going around the world and what the hell have you been up to?

Me I hear you not ask, well I have been doing bits and pieces and working and all that boring stuff. That being said we are working on this weekend’s episode in which we will be bringing the big guns! But what can I say about that except you must listen.

So as the world reports a range of different things on their website front pages, we are again haunted by yet another election. Now when I say election it should go with some understanding so here it is……

In Australia we vote for a political party, based on our thoughts of their policies and the work they do for the economy. In some cases for instance if you are a sole worker or trader you may vote for the Liberal party, as they have been known to help you. But I have to admit, that this year I’m at a stale mate. I wouldn’t have a clue who votes for and if it wasn’t mandatory, I’m not even certain I would actually vote!!!!

What that’s an outrage I hear you not say! Well if you lived and breathed the Australia politics as we do, you would also find it hard to try and sift through the crap to find at least one party you agree with!

But that’s enough about politics! I wouldn’t want to show how ignorant I actually am (Or more so then I usually do). What else has been happening I hear you say?

Well I have run into a couple of kangaroos lately (You can find the photos on Instagram- dheadfactor username) as I walking around the suburbs. Now there are 2 kinds of kangaroos…. There are the small cutes one (earlier seen yesterday) and then there are the big (Don’t fuck with me) ones…..

I will go into the story in detail this weekend on the show but let me just say, that when they are big they can be very deadly!

FUCK its cold! Now I know I should complain, but it’s really cold at the moment…. And don’t get me started on those bloody raiders! How dare they break their winning streak in my presence!!!

Ridiculous….

Besides all this nothing has been happening, it actually too cold to have a life outside of the internet but that has allowed me to get into more writing for the show (and other projects).

Well that’s enough from me but I will leave you with some ways to live as an Australian even if you  live in another country…….

·        Step 1 – Call everyone mate…. I mean everyone. Don’t miss out on calling female, males, animals, kids, lawyers, bus drivers, taxi drivers or people over the phone. Just through it in there. If you get stuck on a name (or can’t remember one) just say G’day Mate and you will get away from it.

·        Step 2 – Give your ‘Mates’ a nick name…… don’t go to too much trouble (that would be un-Australian). A great way to start is to add an ‘O’ to the ends of their names….. Now remember that in Australia that a nick name is not a way to shorten a name… It’s a way to lazily speak about someone….. Here a sentence to assist you -  ‘Gday Mate, I was driving with Davo the other day when Jacko and Micko rang me up and said that we should head over to Ricko’s place’

Well there only a couple of them but if you listen to Boganwood (www.boganwood.com) you will get more pointers!

Plus we will be doing stuff in the new Dhead Factor episode out this weekend!!!!!

Thank you for reading and goodnight!!

The Dhead Factor Series Boganwood

The audio version of Boganwoods latest episode

What have we been up to with Cobs !!! The mystery man

Hi this is Jabs from the Dhead Factor

So is this going to be a regular thing ? Jabs writing blogs ?? Who knows, maybe it’s just one of those things that happens from time to time when you get an idea….. but will it stick !

Well the new episode is now only days away and I don’t know about you but I’m pretty excited about it. Its been a while since we did an episode and after a well deserved break (If I do say so myself), we are ready to get back into the swing of it.

So how about that weather ? Doesn’t it annoy you that everyone now knows that this is something you say when you have don’t know the person well enough o start a conversation. Well how about that weather ? Its bloody cold in Canberra as you can tell from my photos on the blog and through instagram but that hasn’t stopped us from facing the elements to go and get drunk or watch the football…… rugby rugby rugby league……..

So we should give you a catch up on what some of the Dhead Factor boys have been up to since…..how about everyone favourite driver Cobs !!!!

Well Cobs is an interesting man…….

·        Cobs in a way of becoming even more private decided to go off the grid and start living his life as a hermet. He found a hole in the side of a rock wall next to bondi beach. It had everything and things were doing well. Cobs would wake up each morning to the sound, smell and sight of the ocean and think that his life was bliss. He lived off his savings for a number of weeks, that was until the government tried to evict him. After a lengthy court battle stating that his hermit hole was a home and not a hole, he decided to try and track down Bud Tingwell (an Australian actor who played an actor in the movie ‘The Castle’ to represent him, ensuring the success in his court case after seeing the movie. It didn’t go well, unfortunately the great Bud Tingwell has passed away and Cobs had to settle for the now over saturated Aussie actor Michael Caton and he lost his home (hermit hole). He is now travelling around Australia telling scary stories to camp kids, whilst stealing peoples mail. A number of Australian writers have reached out to get the story of his life from Cobs, but Cobs being from the movie business has stated that he will only accept if they allow him to write the theme song……sing the theme song……… Do Do dodo……

Well hopefully in the near future he will be submitting more material from his travels around Australia……

That’s it from me for now but don’t forget you can get more Dhead Factor from our site

www.thedheadfactor.com

find us on twitter @thedheadfactor

or listen to the show on Stitcher, Tune in Radio or the ill fated iTunes !!!!

Thank you for listening and good night

Finally the return is Coming !!!!!

Hi this is Jab from The Dickhead Factor

How are you all ? Miss us ??

Didn’t think so as none of you sent us a get well soon card.

What has been happening in the world since we decided to take (what I call a well deserved) break ?

Not much from our perspective other then the usual.

What have we been up to I hear you ask well not much but heres a recap

·        Jabs, became more godlike then he usually was by running for the election to the parliament, only to be ousted by a female. This caused him to plot and plan his way back by defacing her claiming that females had smaller brains ‘Its scientific’. This caused great distress as people asked for the reference point for this comment. Jabs was unable to comment further leaving his parliamentary campaign for good…..he wife was un-open for comment.

·        Fu Josh bought an airline. He decided to call it LION. In this airline the tickets would be dirt cheap but you would have to sacrifice on customer service. With the innovative LION airline FuJosh hired a person that was able to answer the phone, check you in for your flight and fly the plane. This was going good until the pilot was found out to be FuJosh himself. In the airplane was a range of gold he was taking and burying throughout Australia and with the customers on the flight he was able to make more money claiming it on tax and making people pay for his petrol. The LION airline is currently under investigation and FuJosh was unable to comment on where he actually got his flight licence from.

Those are only 2 of the DHead Factor boys and their antics since the ‘break up’ episode….. come back this weekend to hear from the boys and stay tuned for more background and catch up stories from the crew after the ‘incident’.

Coming this weekend……..

·        Random News

·        Skits (or an attempt at doing them)

·        Music

·        Cobs in the car

·        New Boganwood

And so much more

Find us on iTunes, Stitcher or Tune in Radio or go to our site www.TheDheadFactor.com

Cheers Big Ears

Epis 63 - Is anyone actually keeping track of these episodes ?

Hello and welcome to The Dhead Factor epsiode 63

In this episode

Jabs ! (hold the applause)

Cobs ! (Settle down)

Julia Gillard (WTF ?)

Circle 7 with a bit of see me falling (Circle7music.com)

oh yeah and we talk some random news.

This episode was meant to feature more but I ran out of time, that happens some times

Im not the type of person that likes to ramble and I always thing out every word that I say before I say it, interesting considering wehat comes out of my mouth really. Was that a typo back there ? Can some fix that ? Is really hard to fix stuff like that now its up laoded.

Damn that was another one - Must be getting tired

Thank you and good night

Jabs - The DHead Factor

Thedheadfactor.com

@thedheadfactor

Check out this episode!

If it wasnt an election year....would you be saying that ?

Welcome to the Dhead Factor Blog


This is Jabs

 

Well in both American and Australia we are having a political race... the problem of coarse being that there is no candidate anyone would like to win....

It reminds me of the recent Rugby League grandfinal where the teams that played had no meaning to me and I just liked to watch it for the fights that would definately occur.

And of coarse it has begun, With Julia Vs Tony and Obama Vs Mitt where does that leave both our countries ?

Im not a political man, but I have been watching both races and following where we are at, I think its a race to entertain the masses and not about politics at all.

But thats enough about that serious crap.

Ive been looking at some great random stories this week and they will be featured in our new episodes. I cant believe with all this funny new, such a women getting arrested for drawing a picture and police having to intervene after a swimmer starts abusing kids when he got splashed in a pool, we get to ponder if this should be the reality show we want to watch ?

This would have to be better then watching the political race, hell it would be better to watch Jersey Shore then to wake up and realise these people are running our country.......

<Insert god you believe in here> help us all

Here is the stream to our latest show for your amusement, and in this episode I get to take to Mr Ed Wallick comedian, podcaster and man with beard......

Come get some

Until next week, thank you and good night !!

Its a radio show, but a futuristic one

Welcome to the Dhead Factor Blog

What is it ?

Why are you reading it and what am I going to tell you that you dont already know ?

Lets take a look at what a blog is and why people feel the need to vent and talk to the internet universe.....

Blogs are varied and can range from Random news to an assortment of personal opinions... which is why you should read this blog, its different in a different kind of way.

Did you know you can stream our episodes here as well ? Bet you did already as you are an active participant in the glory of The Dhead Factor.

In the last couple of weeks, we have been trying to catch up on letting life and the show has suffered because of it ! Well not anymore, its time to ramp it up again.

We are The Dhead Factor and we bring you the news you need to hear, the funny stuff.

You can go anywhere to hear the latest on who was murdered or raped or other depressing stuff like that so we troll the internet to find some of the odd, wierd and random news.

We also cover some great music as well from indie artists, so if you have anything you would like to send through catch us on twitter

@thedheadfactor

or find us out on thedheadfactor at hotmail.com

But lets take a look at what we are featuring in the episodes coming up, we cover a number of stories like

* The man that stuck a monkey down his pants
* How stupid are politicians
* Is it illegal to find your own stolen iPad ?
* What is it like to live in the capital of Australia ?

We give our truths in the only form it should be told, straight from our mouths. Through doing this show I stumbled across some great great people and shows.

By listening to us you dont get 1 show, you get a ton more !

Come drop by some time and welcome yourself to chat with friends, or Dickheads if your that way inclined

Heres the iTunes link : http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/epis-51-dhead-factor-not-so/id554495275?i=120412882

or stream the latest episode here


Thank you and good night

Royal and Doodall Day 2012

Wow

what have you been missing ?

There is a great little podcast called

The Royal and Doodall show

feature a collections of skits, random news, comedy, music and celebrity guest.....

We all falter in their light but that being said there is no reason not to get some Royal and Doodall action

In every episode you learn a little something about both these guys from

* The closet homosexual tendacies
* The alcoholics they will soon come
* The judgement of others thinking they are better and last but not least
* The Big Gay bear

There show features a ton of guest speaks from comedians Ed Wallick, Travis Clark and celebrity star host of The Dhead Factor 'Jabs'

There is also 2 americans and a news host....

Its actually pretty funny when you think about the show... maybe you dont need to listen and reading this is enough ?

I wouldnt thinks so either so I have found the embed player for you

Podcast Powered By Podbean

That way there is no excuse not to love it.....

I also found the iTunes link

http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/royal-and-doodall/id456596537

and because of their professionalism they are on Facebook, twitter (Royal_n_Doodall) and they have a web site thingy

www.royalanddoodall.com

This is Jabs, thank you and good night !

Oh yeah and celebrate a great independent show ! Get them charting on iTunes or listen into their live show latter today on u Stream

Find more details of the live show on twitter

What if this isnt real ? And we are all stuck in the matrix ??

In this weeks rant !

 We take a look at the random news and headlines that are making people talk......

Well not just people, I mean us..

Thats right people instead of our usual silly advice we decide to amp things up a bit Think of a 3 year old picking on a 6 year old, I know its almost like Im watching it ?

If both my kids want to be called mother, does that make them lesbians ?
Should I speak to someone ?
 I think I should speak to someone but not about that.....Im thinking I should talk to someone about the time I was on a radio show..... Dont believe me ?

Here it is



Catch up with some mates... thats right we are aussie, aussie aussie ! Come get some Aussie talk

Why not join in ? Send us an email thedheadfactor at hotmail.com

Its really a mess when you think about it

Wow, What is going on with iTunes ?

We actually have a podcast that people enjoy listening to and we have recently asked our listener to change over to Stitcher If you are on an iphone and now want to listen to any of your favourite iTunes podcasts/radio shows you get in a complete turn around of pressing buttons and freezing ipods..........

 What the F&ck people ?

It should be easy to listen to, like on Stitcher. Stitcher is an app we got invovled with about 7 months ago, and I have been impressed.

Measuring customer service against iTunes I have been in contact with a human at stitcher who couldnt do anything more to assist us if problems occur, or if I have any questions.

With iTunes, Im not even sure people are actually reading my emails ?

 Measuring easiness in use Stitcher you load your favourites, and press a button to start the show ITunes used to be great at this, but with the latest featured app, Im not even sure what Im listening to......

 But that being said, who am I to complain about this ?

 Im Jabs from The DHead Factor and its ultimately your choice to choose where you would like to hear from us

Here is the iTunes link http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-dhead-factor/id486327558?mt=2

or here is the Stitcher link www.stitcher.com/thedheadfactor 

or you can just stream it here...... we cover the fun news and the stories you love to hear.......

Soccer World Cup.......Its not even football ?

So how is it going bloggers ?

Im stuck in the house for yet another week of the flu....

Bloody flu, Ive been trying to shake it for a couple of weeks

Oh well atleast I have 3 kids that allow me to rest....right ?

Soccer has nothing to do with this blog, as Im not sure of anything to do with soccer except they fall over alot....

great sport, as sport go, ever Harry Kewel has decided to get more money in England....

Strange when you think of it. Well the latest episode is out with a couple of drunk phone calls and random news.....

Treat yourself to something for free and interact with us
check out our web site
 www.thedheadfactor.com
or twitter @thedheadfactor

New episode is out.....as if you didnt know

Im trying to decide if I should go on a rant or just show you the latest show ?

Its a bit of both when you think of it.

Whats up with Jersey Shore and why cant I stop watching it ?
It strange isnt it, so many people complain about it but still watch it......

I mean if we didnt watch this crap would there be a Human Centipede Movie ?
Did anyone actually believe that ? Are people more gorrified then usual ?
What ever happened to just standard entertainment where you could watch a horror movie and enjoy it ?

I mean should Jersey Shore be classed as the new form of horror ? Some episodes make me feel as disgusting as I do after watching the Human Centipede movie.

Have we gone to far with wanting to see everything ?
I mean, did Jackass lead the way ?

Not that I can complain, we do a show based on finding the random news from around the world without my blog rants....

But these are the  question we need to look at, do you have to drive past a crash to see what happened ?
That being said, our show has nothing to do with Jersey Shore, Human Centipede or other displays of human indignity.......

I will continue to watch Jersey Shore, out of amusement and contradict myself by complaining about how bad it is. One would think I could just turn it off.....but we need to know, how low these people will go.......

Here is our show....100% less Jersey Shore, just aussies having fun

What is going on ? I mean really ?? Crazy people

So I would normally just put an episode up for you to stream !
But where would the fun in that be ?

I will put the player up for you to scroll through our episodes, we have been doing a couple a week.
If you dont have time to stream it then download it from iTunes or listen to it on Stitcher !
So now to the blog ! Whats going on ?
What is commitment ? Yesterday we sat in the rain with the weather at 5 degrees freezing and watching our team lose 40 to nil.....
It was kind of sad and depressing really when you thing about it but what can you do.
Our show is a funny look at random stuff in the world, but there are serious topics that need to be covered and we try to tread that line.
Our whole show is fun, you have fun listening and we have fun recording ! But that being said you should write to us and be part of the show !
We want you to be part of the show ! even to the point where you can call us on Skype and record with us ! Im serious type in The Dhead Factor on Skype and be part of it !
Have fun ! Thank you and good night
Check out other great shows like
Gee and Jay and Royal and Doodall !

The interuption of what was once greatness

How are you all ?
We at the DHead take on the Random news from around the world and put our Australian perspective onto it.

Im not going to lie, we sometime get carried away but honestly who could blame us ?

* Tanning mothers taking their daughters to the salon
* John Travolta getting touchy with male massagers !
* A candian man gets attacked whilst sitting on the toilet
* #fujosh isnt allowed to turn up to the football during the week.....

What is going on people ?

Is this place getting worse or has it become worse since we were classed as entertainment ?

I mean come on, we enjoy the show and so do you .... who wouldnt but we make entertainment out of the idiots in the worlds !

And it will only get worse

Take a listen to our latest show

Im not expecting you to listen to the whole show.... especially when you can get some listening pleasure from both

www.stitcher.com/thedheadfactor

or iTunes on

http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/epis-34-dhead-factor-we-do/id486327558?i=115618587

It is interesting when you thin about it, and we expect you to be part of the show....


send us random news, or a tweet, or even just say Gday .......

We are driven by the fans and we enjoy our own show

Thank you and Good night

Episode 32.......

Episode 32

The Dhead Factor Random news cast is now available

 

Welcome to Epsiode 32 In this episode Jabs and Josh make a valiant return By valiant return, 

I mean a return from last week. 

 In this episode we take a look at the Random news from around the globe, talk horse racing.....regret using the C bomb and so much more 

This podcast is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken seriously..... 

 Unless your me..... I take it too serious.......I cry at night over it....... 

 Its sad really, did I tell you that Superman 2 is on the tv at the moment ? 

Its good to see, unfortunately its not the directors cut, but what can we do. 

Royal and Doodall did some funny stuff in their last episode.... 

They did a hillbilly hip hop song, and a Rigid Fist add........ 

 And theres always Gee and Jay to bring the funny .....

 I did notice that bonnobo reads this as well, so hello to you as well. Did I cover everything ? Its a fair bit to read when you listening to our show..... 

Long live #fujosh Watch out for the #biggaybear And hello to all #yabastards out there......

thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

When SHit gets Weird #Fujosh is always there

The latest and some would think the greatest episode ever.....

Yeah maybe not, we have fun doing it and you can have fun listening to it. In this episode shits got strange and #fujosh got sick after checking out a site ! Im not going to tell you what the site is, I want you to listen to the show and I want you to enjoy it. Have a crack and tells us what you think thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

www.thedheadfactor.com and so much more !

Episode 26 - The Tribute to the Succotash Show

Welcome to the ultimate in tribute shows to the Succotash Podcast Succotashshow.com

 In this episode #fujosh doesnt show up again......

 Jabs borrows the Succotash format and plays clips from Man Cave Podcast Dont Quit your Day Cast Royal and Doodall Gee and Jay And Succotash !! Have you stopped reading yet ? I havent stopped writing yet .....

 Thedheadfactor.com thedheadfactor@hotmail.com blah blah blah blah #BigGayBear2012 !!! How you doing boys ?

Episode 23 - Its a really really good episode

 The latest episode ...........

 Hello Listeners ! In this newly extended episode things go crazy We have lot of fun and take on the worlds random news by giving you a glimpse into our lives...... Sounds interesting doesnt it.... It should because it aint half bad..... This is the first episode we actually had to remove something Josh had said..... I know ! Considering the show it must have been bad So subscribe on Stitcher and download it using the code Thedheadfactor or iTunes or any other format you may like ! Bring you the free humour from Australia ! Whats not to love www.thedheadfactor.com twitter on @thedheadfactor and facebook

When things go Bad.....eat Vegemite......

Hi This is Jabs from The Dickhead Factor

Hello all and one...... What has been happening?
That is an actual question which should warrant some form of response, if you are indeed someone that is not socially retarded......
So its been a hell of  a week so......There have been a range of problems that have made my life hard, this is what I call Problems of the Middle Class......
* I went to black Opal and had to look at ugly people.........Ugly People Cmon
* A Fat girl waddled in the middle of the pathway as I tried to walk into work........with no way of getting around her
* I had to resort to instant coffee after my Late machine broke
* We had our $400 seats at UFC ruined by listening to idiots yell out......'Kick him in the vagina' multiple times
* We had an Australian taxi driver on the way home.......doesnt sound bad ? He was a dick......
These are only a few of the issues that have affected me over the last week, but then I hear the bloke that made the movie KONY was caught masturbating in a toilet......
WOW, people are very self destructive, thats why we do our Podcast.......it allows us to create persona's that we wouldnt normally get away with in a work environment....... Don't believe me ? Ask yourself if you are the same person at work, and at home ?
Even if you think you are, you are not telling yourself the truth.........
People need an outlet....other then yelling and screaming in a car..... hence the Dhead Factor......we cover the true Dickheads out there and provide a Dickheads opinion on it..... whats not to like ?
In the latest episode, I go solo and take on a few subjects that make me angry.... I also play some music, and talk to some friends from Royal and Doodall.....If you only hear one podcast today.... it should be this one.
Jabs- The Dhead Factor

Episode 20 - Its a solo cast with a few friends

In an episode planned on the spot
Jabs go solo and not in the good sense
Making space for the talk with Doodall, Jabs takes on the full episode with an onslaught of ego boosting drab
Gee and Jay say hello with their guest the pirate Its really not something you keen on reading anyway is it
Did I tell you my son crashed my laptop !
Just in time for me to pay it off !




There is clips galore, news from England, Music and much much more Follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or Royal and Doodall @Royal_n_Doodall or Gee and Jay @Geeandjay or check our new hit website www.thedheadfactor.com