Finally the return is Coming !!!!!

Hi this is Jab from The Dickhead Factor

How are you all ? Miss us ??

Didn’t think so as none of you sent us a get well soon card.

What has been happening in the world since we decided to take (what I call a well deserved) break ?

Not much from our perspective other then the usual.

What have we been up to I hear you ask well not much but heres a recap

·        Jabs, became more godlike then he usually was by running for the election to the parliament, only to be ousted by a female. This caused him to plot and plan his way back by defacing her claiming that females had smaller brains ‘Its scientific’. This caused great distress as people asked for the reference point for this comment. Jabs was unable to comment further leaving his parliamentary campaign for good…..he wife was un-open for comment.

·        Fu Josh bought an airline. He decided to call it LION. In this airline the tickets would be dirt cheap but you would have to sacrifice on customer service. With the innovative LION airline FuJosh hired a person that was able to answer the phone, check you in for your flight and fly the plane. This was going good until the pilot was found out to be FuJosh himself. In the airplane was a range of gold he was taking and burying throughout Australia and with the customers on the flight he was able to make more money claiming it on tax and making people pay for his petrol. The LION airline is currently under investigation and FuJosh was unable to comment on where he actually got his flight licence from.

Those are only 2 of the DHead Factor boys and their antics since the ‘break up’ episode….. come back this weekend to hear from the boys and stay tuned for more background and catch up stories from the crew after the ‘incident’.

Coming this weekend……..

·        Random News

·        Skits (or an attempt at doing them)

·        Music

·        Cobs in the car

·        New Boganwood

And so much more

Find us on iTunes, Stitcher or Tune in Radio or go to our site www.TheDheadFactor.com

Cheers Big Ears

When SHit gets Weird #Fujosh is always there

The latest and some would think the greatest episode ever.....

Yeah maybe not, we have fun doing it and you can have fun listening to it. In this episode shits got strange and #fujosh got sick after checking out a site ! Im not going to tell you what the site is, I want you to listen to the show and I want you to enjoy it. Have a crack and tells us what you think thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

www.thedheadfactor.com and so much more !

Episode 23 - Its a really really good episode

 The latest episode ...........

 Hello Listeners ! In this newly extended episode things go crazy We have lot of fun and take on the worlds random news by giving you a glimpse into our lives...... Sounds interesting doesnt it.... It should because it aint half bad..... This is the first episode we actually had to remove something Josh had said..... I know ! Considering the show it must have been bad So subscribe on Stitcher and download it using the code Thedheadfactor or iTunes or any other format you may like ! Bring you the free humour from Australia ! Whats not to love www.thedheadfactor.com twitter on @thedheadfactor and facebook

Wow......was that your penis ?

Im not going to lie to you.....this show is not for everyones taste although some people do class it as actually funny ?

I know what are they thinking ?

In the latest episode it features a large amount of both Josh and Jabs as they talk the recent Gay Mardis Gras, UFC and a sydney trip that need to be heard to be believed.

We even got a bit lazy in the middle of it and clipped the Succotash show !

Great stuff, it funny and not in a vegemite kind of way.
I watched some movies the other day, they werent too bad. There was one called priest and it had some vampires and stuff in it.
It was pretty cool, speaking of cool it getting cold here in Canberra !

Very weird stuff, it a boring place that is now a boring and cold place. On a positive note though there is always our show for you to enjoy.

Im not certain you havent already listened, you people should write something back ! Who are you ? Why are you wearing my hat ?


Good evening !

Jabs - The Dhead Factor

Gee and Jay Show Day is here ! Are you doing enough to support talent ?

Its Gee and Jay Show day in Australia.............Do you part by downloading it from iTunes

These guys run a great podcast and deserve to hit top 100 ! So far with all your support they have been featured and have hit 130......

Only 30 places to go !!! Download, ask you friend to download, steal other peoples phones and download.......then return them you criminal !

Stealing is bad

But this Podcast isnt ! If you love our show and I know you do ! Then check out the Gee and Jay show !

The only Irish podcast I listen 2 about 2 men from Belfast ! Featuring Lesbians ! Bananna Man references ! Drinking ! Criminal Activity ! Cohost Antics and so much more

The day is Feb 1 2012 and its just started in some part of the country !! Get it together people and dont be the one person not talking about the Gee and Jay show !!

You are a true friend in advance ! Now Im off to record our latest episode...

Here the link : http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/gee-and-jay-radio-show/id401547527

Gee and Jay show day

Its Gee and Jay Show day in Australia.............Do you part by downloading it from iTunes

Here the link : http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/gee-and-jay-radio-show/id401547527

Cobs.........The Dickhead Factor of New years eve

New years, what a day, night etc. Enjoying ourselves down in Batemans Bay for an extended weekend. Good weather, good times. At the end of this weekend it was time to pack up and head back home with the other 50 000 Canberrans that wished they lived somewhere other than Canberra. Mood was cruisey and the fuel in the car was low. Thus we needed to stop in at the fuel station before we made the trek back up The Clyde, about 50 others had the same idea and everyone was lining up patiently to get their turn on a bowser.

It was a the standard fuel station setup 4 or 5 lanes with 2 pumps per lane. 100% efficiency is rarely achieved with this setup, but it is still the best. One car will get the first bowser and the car behind will get to the second. Naturally with this system the car getting there first will fill up and pay first and be on their way before the second driver. This gap is then compounded if the car in front only needs to fill up a  little and the 2^nd car needs a lot. This day in question I was the 2^nd car and I needed a whole tank. There was a long line of cars behind me which had been the norm all morning. I filled up and paid and when getting back to my car this old guy in a Range Rover revved his engine aggressively at me.

Having had lined up for an unusual length of time to get fuel and experienced that same feeling you get on a long haul flight (I need to be here, theres not much a I can do so just put up with it) This made me snap, “That’s fucking unnecessary,” was my reply. The guys engine was revving so loud that I couldn’t hear anything he was saying back. I didn’t care, I was in the Supermarket Sweep of arguments, nothing mattered. I just needed to fill my trolley with as many insults as I could in a short amount of time.

After about a 15 second barrage of insults, with neither of us probably hearing what the other said, I got back in my car. My final victory would be employing the go-slow tactic of leaving the petrol pump. I sat down in my seat, checked everything. Then rolled forward for about 2 seconds and put the brakes on. Waited for a bit more, then rolled forward again, slowed down and then left. What a moral victory. After this it got me thinking where does this leave me and the other driver. How big of dickheads are we? I seem to walk that fine line between being an aggressive dickhead, passionately reasonable and consciously contrary.

On this occasion I believe I was the first two, aggressive dickhead with a hint of being reasonable in standing up for myself. With employing the go-slow tactics on leave, I was just being a passive-aggressive dickhead. This was no gain to anyone other than my own twisted ego. Then after all these thoughts it got me thinking about how many times I have been on the other side, being the aggressor and starting a petty squabble like this. I have no intentions of changing my ways, there comes a time when you are a dickhead but think you are being reasonable and and also times where you think you’ve just been a dickhead felt guilty about the situation and someone has given you the reassuring “Nahh, all good.”

If you want more Dickheads observations check out the latest episode below

Cobs - The dhead Factor

Editing is a disaster.....so eat cake

The new episode launches in a couple of hours.......

Starting with its play on rant radio which is here
http://rantmedia.ca/talk/schedule.php
at what I believe is 7.30 Pacific standard time...... this is not by any means a problem and is more inclined to create enjoyment.... but here I am still editing it with only a couple of hours to go...

The art of editing is a skill...Im unfortunately skill less and have a wee bit of OCD with every cast. I find it hard to work out what I should be leaving in or leaving out.
Again not a problem you might think because our show is actually created in the form of randomness ..... but here I sit 2 coffees in wondering what I need to cut.
Did you hear about the cricket ! Go Australia we are about to win again..... not even Budha could save India at this stage....
Why do they call it instant coffee if it indeed takes a while to make ? wouldnt instant coffee come in a can ?
I like rainbows.....
The Dickhead Factor.....the podcast that tells you what you need to hear !


Its the aftertaste that people enjoy.....

Best of 2011 Part 1 - The Dhead Factor

Epis 11 - The Xmas special

The Dhead Factor Episode 11 December 2011





A satirical look at Random news dedicated to all those DHeads out there!
This news is not serious although unfortunately its true .......
in this show we do a quick hello to Jabs, Cobbs and Stuart.....
Talk about what we have been up to...

Jabs talks fast food ....
* We hear a song from The Hush ! check them out on facebook
Support them in the Battle of the Bands

Here is the link <Click Here> Great music from a great band

* Go for some more Random news * A women swallows a pen and it is removed 25 years later * Hockey fans request a faster way to urinate * Canberra wins best Xmas lights * A man crashes his $300,000 car after winning it * Plug some shows * Skeletors Mouthpice * Talking comics * Man Cave Podcast * Succotash show * The Gee and Jay guys from Ireland (Great cast) @geeandjayshow or www.geeandjayshow.com * Anti Semantic Show @AntisemanticShw follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or c heck out our blog at www.thedheadfactor.tumblr.com On the blog we post all the links for the stories Thank you and good night

EPisode 10 - The femalecast

The Dhead Factor Episode 10 December 2011

The Dhead Factor is a satirical look at Random news dedicated to all those DHeads out there!

This news is not serious although unfortunately its true .......

in this show we do a quick hello to Jabs, Kobi and Josh.....

Talk about what we have been up to...

Josh attempts to say something interesting

Jabs talks twitter ....

Kobi talks shopping.......bloody women ! hahahhaaha

* We hear a song from Forgotten Friday ! check them out on facebook

* Go for some more Random news

* A man hires strippers for his sons wedding

http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-man-arrested-hiring-wedding-strippers-021308699.html;_ylt=AuusczmQ4b6_Fyl1gifciX3tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTNxNjNiNTczBG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBPZGRVU1NGBHBrZwM5MTAxODgzMC02NWNjLTMwNmUtYjgxNC0yOTUxNzRkNGQ0YmQEcG9zAzMEc2VjA3RvcF9zdG9yeQR2ZXIDNzFmMmZkYTAtMjVmOS0xMWUxLWE2ZjctMGFmNTIxNjYzOWY0;_ylg=X3oDMTIwdWJsZnJ1BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lfG9kZG5ld3MEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnMEdGVzdAM-;_ylv=3

* A women cooks meth in Wallmart

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/09/meth-walmart_n_1139183.html?ref=dumb-criminals

* A man gets a tattoo of a 40 cm penis from his mate

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/amateur-tatto-artist-matthew-brady-jailed-for-maliciously-inking-a-penis-on-back-of-his-friend-chester-ives-at-ipswich/story-e6frev20-1226213632964

We then plug some shows

* Skeletors Mouthpice

* Talking comics * Man Cave Podcast * Succotash show

* The Gee and Jay guys from Ireland (Great cast) @geeandjayshow or www.geeandjayshow.com

* Anti Semantic Show @AntisemanticShw

Sorry for the long episode we go carried away follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or check out our blog

On the blog we post all the links for the stories Thank you and good night

The Dhead Factor is now on SKYPE !!!! Leave us a message

In the great tradition of stealing ideas from other podcasts we now have a skype line that you can leave messages on !!!


Add as a friend on Skype and we will play your message if its interesting............

Episode 8

Welcome to the Dhead Factor.....

This is Jabs and below is the blog for episode 8, we hope you enjoy our latest episode as much as we do when we record it and make sure you support us in getting funding for charity in Movember

We will have regular photos of how our Mos are going

http://au.movember.com/mospace/252706/

Welcome to The Dhead Factor- Three Drunk Guys - Episode 8

In this episode................

After song "Advertisement gone Awry" and the new disclaimer

We kick off the show and introduce Jabs (Host), Josh and Aaron

- After the intro we look back at previous episodes and see what we have to apologise for..... we will need to make apologies for the next episodes

- Give an updated on what we got up to last week..............

- We attempt to teach some more new and true Australian facts

After much random banter we take a break and listen to

Down the Machine "Know your Place

Grab your copy today from itunes on the link

http://itunes.apple.com/au/album/know-your-place-single/id464201486

or check them out on their website

www.downthemachine.com

After a quick clip from Jeff and Bobby from The need to know news cast.................

 we attempt to get back on track and introduce the Random news story 1

- A man get $100, 000 after being arrested for taking shampoo through an airport   .....

http://www.iol.co.za/news/world/man-gets-100-000-after-shampoo-found-clean-1.1182682

After the discussion goes down hill again........we jump into story 2

- A women in america is arrested for injecting cement into a womens butt

http://www.smh.com.au/world/strangebuttrue/fake-doctor-injects-cement-in-womans-bottom-20111121-1nppx.html

Due to the amount of random banter in this episode we have left a lot for next weeks Minicast episode ! Dont miss it

Before we finish off the show we try to figure out why it takes us soooooo long to finish the show and place in some adds

We get a bit serious and talk raising money for a great charity Movember, Where the boys will donate their faces for Mens health

We ask our listeners to donate for this good cause

http://au.movember.com/mospace/252706/

In the close we give a shout out................ to The need to Know news (@TNTKNews) the twitter account too raunchy for twitter..........

a quick shout out to @geeandjayshow for all their support

..............and a special thank you to the Succotash show from america.......

Finish the show with Circle Seven and the Smash Hit 'Alcoholic'

Listen to it today and check out their site

www.circle7music.com

Thank you for all your support, and Good night

Post some comments for us and the best will be used as part of the show !!

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

iTunes

Tunein Radio

Stitcher

also available on Zune, Blackberry and anything you want us on

Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
or
twitter @thedheadfactor

Thank you and Good night

Minicast 5 - Its like a podcast but not really ? What is it ??

Welcome to the Dhead Factor.....

This is Jabs and below is the blog for minicast 5, we hope you enjoy our latest episode as much as we do when we record it

Welcome to The Dhead Factor- Three Drunk Guys - Minicast 5

In this episode................

Jabs go solo (Not uncommon for him)....................and breaks down the show
- News in brief
- Top story of the week 1
- An extract from episode3 that wasnt aired
- Top story of the week 2
and some more free music

- After the intro we shout out to our new buddy cast TNTKNews boys Jeff and Bobby (www.theneedtoknownews.com) the podcast too hot for twitter..........

Break into the random news of the week in brief

- A house in Portland is raided by police after flier was left around the street advertised the drug sales at the address

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44982544/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TqNfOLKLMgp

- A 61 year old women from Hinds County  is arrested after she called the police to make a drug deal

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44982553/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TqNfd7KLMgp

- Halifax the national bank sends a credit card application to Mr Steven Smith addressed  to Mr Fuck Off.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/10/19/halifax-tells-customer-to_n_1019528.html?ref=mostpopular

- The Bones and caskets have started to pop out of the ground in Iowa at the Oak Grove Cemetary

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/20/oak-grove-cemetery_n_1022017.html

- Fort Frances Citizen of the year nominations are now closed, Kath didn’t make it

http://fftimes.com/node/246398

after the news in brief I break into the first Random news clip of the week

A northern Ireland man is arrest after trying to turn his faeces into gold

 http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/man-who-tried-to-turn-his-faeces-into-gold-is-jailed-16066385.html#ixzz1bZZzPosf


I then come back to introduce a clip from The Dhead Factors episode 3 feature Jabs, Stu, Josh and Adrian

 after the clip I break into the second Random news clip of the week

Before we finish off the show we check out Rotten Opera's hit Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck

I close off the show with a shout out to The need to Know news (@TNTKNews)

Finish the show with Stunami's 'Bitch Out' - Stay tuned after the show for a special add !

Thank you for all your support, and Good night

Post some comments for us and the best will be used as part of the show !!

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

iTunes

Tunein Radio

Stitcher

also available on Zune, Blackberry and anything you want us on

Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
or
twitter @thedheadfactor

Thank you and Good night

Episode 5 - Four guys 2 microphones.........why wouldnt it work ?

Welcome to the Dhead Factor.....

This is Jabs and below is the blog for episode 5, we hope you enjoy our latest episode as much as we do when we record it

Welcome to The Dhead Factor- Three Drunk Guys - Episode 5

In this episode................

After an attempt to start the show the way we usually do the intro started with us kicking off the show and introduce Jabs (Host), Josh, Adrian and Stu

As will all things Dhead Factor...........they didnt go as planned

- After the intro we see what we need to apologise for and shout out to our new buddy cast TNTKNews boys Jeff and Bobby (www.theneedtoknownews.com)

Afetr much random banter we attempt to get back on track and introduce the Random news story 1

- An American Family gets lost in a corn maze and contacts 911 for support

You think the title is strange you should hear the full story, the boys dig into the questions that need to be asked.......

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44875752/ns/us_news-weird_news/

After coming back from the story the boys try and convince Jabs to do news stories with an accent and attempt to screw up the wording of the articles....................like he needed to try....................

- Story number 2 takes us back to Episode 3 where we revisit the guy that hacked Scarlett Johansons computer and put up nude photos of her on the internet as well as others

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/12/hollywood-nude-photo-hack_n_1007050.html

- In Random news story 3 a 44 year old english man lives off roadkill .........it gets worse it was for 30 years, and he is a taxi dermatologist.....................well not really but you get the point.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8359966/man-lived-off-roadkill-for-30-years

- As discussed in episode 3, we revisit the Gumby robber and see how he is going................spoiler ! He turned himself in ................

http://www.kgw.com/video/featured-videos/Gumby-robber--arrested-in-San-Diego-129827478.html

Before we finish off the show we check out Rotten Opera's hit McFuck

In the close off the show the boys attempt to give a shout out................attempt being the operative word so we shout out to The need to Know news (@TNTKNews)

Finish the show with Johnny Roakills 'These Times' - Stay tuned after the show for a special add !

Thank you for all your support, and Good night

Post some comments for us and the best will be used as part of the show !!

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

iTunes

Tunein Radio

Stitcher

also available on Zune, Blackberry and anything you want us on

Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
or
twitter @thedheadfactor

Thank you and Good night

Minicast 4 - The Unofficial Podcast featuring a female !!!!!!

Welcome to the Dhead Factor.....

 

Minicast 4  has just finished recording and boy do we have a fun one for you

Welcome to The Dhead Factor- Three Drunk Guys - Minicast 4

In this episode................

- We accidentally record a Podcast not a minicast !

- Welcome Jabs, Josh, Aaron and introduce our first female Kobi..............

- We start off with the intro to see what we need to apologise for

- Introduce Clip 1 - The Melbourne Gasp story

http://www.smh.com.au/small-business/service-to-make-you-gasp-20110929-1kyta.html

- Come back for another discussion before introducing Clip 2 - Steven Seagal Kills a puppy !

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/31/steven-seagal-sued-for-ki_n_943952.html

- Finish off with Clip 3 - a 14 year old is arrested in Bali for drug possession !

http://www.smh.com.au/national/14yearold-boy-arrested-in-bali-20111006-1lbey.html

- Finish off our show with our thoughts ! You have been warned

And apologise to The need to Know news (@TNTKNews)

- Finish the show with Stunami's 'Bitch Out' - Stay tuned after the show for a special add !

Thank you for all your support, and Good night

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

iTunes

Tunein Radio

Stitcher

also available on Zune, Blackberry and anything you want us on

Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
or
twitter @thedheadfactor

Thank you and Good night

Hi this is Jabs from the Dhead factor............

Bringing you the midweek random news for the 28 September 2011.......

Making random news in brief this week

- A US women is injured after a toilet explodes while she is using it

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44676485/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.ToGRstSYSuI

- A 91 year old Pensylvannian man throws a bucket o`f his urine on teenagers


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8351645/us-man-throws-bucket-of-urine-at-teens

- A star from the popular show 'The L world' is removed from a Southwest Airlines flight after making out with her girlfriend

http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/10348503/l-word-star-booted-off-plane-over-kissing-dispute/

- A man robbing a house in Saint Louis was found after the home owners returned to him cooking bacon.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44627538/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.ToGcitSYSuJ

- A french schoolboy digs up a jar of fingers from a local carpenter

http://au.news.yahoo.com/odd/a/-/odd/10313868/boy-finds-30-year-old-human-fingers-in-jar/

Topping American news this week...........

- If your a jedi............your help is required for a women from Springfield, MA who is nearing her due date and I am miserable.

The women states

I'm looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my child to convince him to come early. The sooner the better.

If you are a master in the way's of the Jedi please help me deliver this child! Many thanks and may the force be with you!

•   as Compensation the jedi will receive a Used Light Saber 

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wma/2442771514.html

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

iTunes

Tunein Radio

Stitcher

also available on Zune, Blackberry and anything you want us on

Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
or
twitter @thedheadfactor

Thank you and Good night