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Thursday, 25 July 2013

What have we been up to with Cobs !!! The mystery man

Hi this is Jabs from the Dhead Factor

So is this going to be a regular thing ? Jabs writing blogs ?? Who knows, maybe it’s just one of those things that happens from time to time when you get an idea….. but will it stick !

Well the new episode is now only days away and I don’t know about you but I’m pretty excited about it. Its been a while since we did an episode and after a well deserved break (If I do say so myself), we are ready to get back into the swing of it.
So how about that weather ? Doesn’t it annoy you that everyone now knows that this is something you say when you have don’t know the person well enough o start a conversation. Well how about that weather ? Its bloody cold in Canberra as you can tell from my photos on the blog and through instagram but that hasn’t stopped us from facing the elements to go and get drunk or watch the football…… rugby rugby rugby league……..

So we should give you a catch up on what some of the Dhead Factor boys have been up to since…..how about everyone favourite driver Cobs !!!!

Well Cobs is an interesting man…….

·        Cobs in a way of becoming even more private decided to go off the grid and start living his life as a hermet. He found a hole in the side of a rock wall next to bondi beach. It had everything and things were doing well. Cobs would wake up each morning to the sound, smell and sight of the ocean and think that his life was bliss. He lived off his savings for a number of weeks, that was until the government tried to evict him. After a lengthy court battle stating that his hermit hole was a home and not a hole, he decided to try and track down Bud Tingwell (an Australian actor who played an actor in the movie ‘The Castle’ to represent him, ensuring the success in his court case after seeing the movie. It didn’t go well, unfortunately the great Bud Tingwell has passed away and Cobs had to settle for the now over saturated Aussie actor Michael Caton and he lost his home (hermit hole). He is now travelling around Australia telling scary stories to camp kids, whilst stealing peoples mail. A number of Australian writers have reached out to get the story of his life from Cobs, but Cobs being from the movie business has stated that he will only accept if they allow him to write the theme song……sing the theme song……… Do Do dodo……

Well hopefully in the near future he will be submitting more material from his travels around Australia……
That’s it from me for now but don’t forget you can get more Dhead Factor from our site

find us on twitter @thedheadfactor
or listen to the show on Stitcher, Tune in Radio or the ill fated iTunes !!!!

Thank you for listening and good night

Sunday, 19 February 2012

EPis 17..............We are soooo sorry Whitney...........




In the latest episode we push forward without the co host Josh !! In this episode we say hello to Jabs and Aaron...... Talk about the recent burst of celebrity deaths....... Listen to jabs on Gee and Jay...... Smoke some crack and talk Whitney .....ouch and then comes the news Bring it on !! Awesome stuff ......did you know I got drunk last night ? I did ... it was fun......the hangover isnt

Monday, 30 January 2012

The taste of something to come.....

Yo whats up man ! Or girls.....sorry for that, Im an old man and Im trying to be cool

We just completed and released our latest episode in which we cover a large range of topical topic about stuff............
We try to answer the question can we control what goes on iTunes or is it prempted for extracted radio clips that they class as 'Podcasts'

To start our movement tomorrow is the Gee and Jay show day ! WHy ? WHy not ??
Gee and Jay are just a couple of blokes having some fun and doing a podcast cover a range of different topics......and best of all they have irish accents !
Podcasts are a movement that should be taken seriously ...... well kind of........ its hard to take a podcast serious when we cover hard topics like midget related deaths, tampon attack etc..........

Before tomorrow hits why not take a look at what we have to offer in our latest episode where we create a crossover ......
Whats a crossover ? Think Bones and Family Guy
The Simpsons and The Critic
The flintstones and the Jetsons.....

You get the idea... takes a listen


Its free you know ? WHat you didnt !!! Now you do you have no excuse other then if you deaf, then we apologise but if we get enough interest we will transcribe it.....

On that note if you blind you cant see this so again we apologise to the person reading this to you.......... and to you once the person reads this bit.......

It hindsight we have limited our audience but we will try better......
If you arent blind or death and still cant read........
The are classes you can take, just specify its so you can read our blog for a discount......
The Dickhead Factor - Helping others.......
Check us on twitter @thedheadfactor
or
email us on thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
Thank you and see you tomorrow ! Gee and Jay day !!

Saturday, 21 January 2012

Feb 1 2012......Gee and Jay Day

Well where do you start ??

The Gee and Jay Radio show is from 2 Irish Guys ! The cover a range of different subjects and provide a comedic look at a number of events.

On Feb 1 2012, We are going to get Gee and Jay into the iTunes top 100 ! Why ? Why not ! Are you sick of seeing podcast that arent really podcasts in the iTunes countdown ? Let have a look at it.....most Podcasts in the top 100 are from actual radio presentations and are not specifically designed for the podcast format...........

Gee and Jay show are the exception......I personally love the podcast, it is very amusing and the music is second to none....

Im not going to brag about it too much.....you should check them out your self..... They really are better then a well scalped arse

Grab them on iTunes <itunes click here>

or check out there web site on

www.geeandjayshow.com

And remember Feb 1 2012....all you have to do is download, download, download people fro iTunes and lets get them onto the top 100 where they belong....

See you all on Feb 1

Thursday, 19 January 2012

The Babysitting debate - The Dickhead Factor !!

Now people I have a question to pose to you.............

Is it called babysitting if they are indeed (allegedly) your children ?

I am the owner of 3 children and my wife has decided to head for a shopping weekend and leave me with the kids.

Now Im not worried about the whole babysitting aspect of it as what I hope is their biological parent.......*paternity suit pending but I do however get called the great old term of 'Dick Head' because I usually state that I will be babysitting my children on the weekend.

Now lets break down why I call it baby sitting.....they are indeed under 5 years old......I will be spending the whole time sitting.....

WTF does it matter what I call it, you are indeed the dickhead if you fell that the only debate about soemone looking after their children over the weekend should be about what you call the actual process.......

I would be more worried about ....food....beer......pay Tv subscription and the most important things bed time.....

Some may debate that they actually look after me and who am I to disagree as I write this blog from my bed and my 5 year old daughter is cooking me bacon...................Im joking people she isnt allowed to use the oven.......She is just slaughtering the pig.....

I call dickhead on all the people that get bogged down with semantics, when there are more important questions to pose...... Check yourself pimples.....

For more of our rant about the Dickheads out there and in some cases us being dickheads check us out on our some what attempt to be funny below....

You may also take the time to figure out that the rants on this blog are indeed a version of advertisement and venting for our world acclaimed podcast ! Check it out before SOPA stops it ! Comedy is the first thing that goes....

Thank you and Good Night - Jabs

For a shout out send us an email to thedheadfactor@hotmail.com

or on twitter @thedheadfactor

Friday, 6 January 2012

Best of 2011 Part 1 - The Dhead Factor

The Best of 2011 part 1...........In this new podcast we cover a large range of different subjects


Jabs - The Host

Josh - Co Host

and Stu - The ring in

talk podcasting .......

In this episode they take a look back at how the podcast was created and what they were trying to achieve whilst flashing back to their favourtie episode from 2011 and the Random news stories.

Basically the podcast is designed for entertainment purposes and is a tool for fun.... The boys (and sometimes a girl) like to talk shit about many subjects so they thought why not record it and take on the hard hitting subject such as

* A man that robbed a 7 11 in a gumby suit

* Tampon throwing attacks from Australia

* Midgets deaths in badger holes

* A family stuck in a corn maze for hours

and so much more......

As a way of bringing the entertainment they arlso bring great music from around the world and allow listeners to plug their own clips or bring something into the show....................

Why dont you design something and send it through they would love to hear from you.........

Now its time to sit back, relax and enjoy Australias number one Dickhead (thats what Dhead stands for)




The show is designed for fun so enjoy it !

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Epis 11 - The Xmas special

The Dhead Factor Episode 11 December 2011





A satirical look at Random news dedicated to all those DHeads out there!
This news is not serious although unfortunately its true .......
in this show we do a quick hello to Jabs, Cobbs and Stuart.....
Talk about what we have been up to...

Jabs talks fast food ....
* We hear a song from The Hush ! check them out on facebook
Support them in the Battle of the Bands

Here is the link <Click Here> Great music from a great band


* Go for some more Random news * A women swallows a pen and it is removed 25 years later * Hockey fans request a faster way to urinate * Canberra wins best Xmas lights * A man crashes his $300,000 car after winning it * Plug some shows * Skeletors Mouthpice * Talking comics * Man Cave Podcast * Succotash show * The Gee and Jay guys from Ireland (Great cast) @geeandjayshow or www.geeandjayshow.com * Anti Semantic Show @AntisemanticShw follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or c heck out our blog at www.thedheadfactor.tumblr.com On the blog we post all the links for the stories Thank you and good night

Thursday, 22 December 2011

EPisode 10 - The femalecast

The Dhead Factor Episode 10 December 2011






The Dhead Factor is a satirical look at Random news dedicated to all those DHeads out there!

This news is not serious although unfortunately its true .......

in this show we do a quick hello to Jabs, Kobi and Josh.....

Talk about what we have been up to...

Josh attempts to say something interesting

Jabs talks twitter ....

Kobi talks shopping.......bloody women ! hahahhaaha

* We hear a song from Forgotten Friday ! check them out on facebook

* Go for some more Random news

* A man hires strippers for his sons wedding

http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-man-arrested-hiring-wedding-strippers-021308699.html;_ylt=AuusczmQ4b6_Fyl1gifciX3tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTNxNjNiNTczBG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBPZGRVU1NGBHBrZwM5MTAxODgzMC02NWNjLTMwNmUtYjgxNC0yOTUxNzRkNGQ0YmQEcG9zAzMEc2VjA3RvcF9zdG9yeQR2ZXIDNzFmMmZkYTAtMjVmOS0xMWUxLWE2ZjctMGFmNTIxNjYzOWY0;_ylg=X3oDMTIwdWJsZnJ1BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lfG9kZG5ld3MEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnMEdGVzdAM-;_ylv=3

* A women cooks meth in Wallmart

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/09/meth-walmart_n_1139183.html?ref=dumb-criminals

* A man gets a tattoo of a 40 cm penis from his mate

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/weird/amateur-tatto-artist-matthew-brady-jailed-for-maliciously-inking-a-penis-on-back-of-his-friend-chester-ives-at-ipswich/story-e6frev20-1226213632964

We then plug some shows

* Skeletors Mouthpice

* Talking comics * Man Cave Podcast * Succotash show

* The Gee and Jay guys from Ireland (Great cast) @geeandjayshow or www.geeandjayshow.com



* Anti Semantic Show @AntisemanticShw

Sorry for the long episode we go carried away follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or check out our blog

On the blog we post all the links for the stories Thank you and good night

Sunday, 11 December 2011

The Dhead Factor - Australias Number 1 Dheads - December clipshow






Episode 10 of the Hit Podcast series the Dhead Factor - The December Clip Show !!

The Dhead Factor Clip Show December 2011

A satirical look at Random news dedicated to all those DHeads out there! This news is not serious although unfortunately its true ......

in this clip show we do a quick hello to Jabs and Josh.....

Hear from Marc Hershon the host of @SuccotashShow...

Follow up on some shout outs....

* We hear a song from Escape syndrome ! check them out on facebook

* Go retro for some more Random news

* Hear a clip from the cast last week

* Plug some shows The Gee and Jay guys from Ireland (Great cast) @geeandjayshow or www.geeandjayshow.com

* Listen to an add from the Anti Semantic Show @AntisemanticShw follow us on twitter @thedheadfactor or check out our blog at www.thedheadfactor.tumblr.com On the blog we post all the links for the stories Thank you and good night

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

The Whole She bang............ ever episode of the hit Podcast series The Dhead Factor

The player that has it all

Epis 9 - The official Kory cast

Episode 9 - The official Kory cast

Welcome to the Dhead Factor…..


This is Jabs and below is the blog for episode 9, we hope you enjoy our latest episode as much as we do s you will be able to hear through the laughter and the shenanigans that occur..... we revamp the medium and jump into our fist official radio show on Rant Media........

Welcome to The Dhead Factor - Episode9 - The official Kory cast


In this episode…………….
We record an intro as Josh is again an absentee........
After that we introduce Jabs, Stu and Cobs and break into an impromptu song “Advertisement gone Awry” and the new disclaimer

The song by itself can be download from iTunes here - CLICK HERE

We kick off the show with a few changes to the format 

- After the intro we look back at previous episodes and see what we have to apologise for….. and talk about setting challenges each week !!

- Give an updated on what we got up to last week………….. including asking the question that stumbles us every week ' Do Asians have smell ?'

- We attempt to teach some more new and true Australian facts 

After much random banter we take a break and listen to

Circle Seven and the Smash Hit ‘Alcoholic’
Listen to it today and check out their site



Great great music ! We only play good musci on our show

We break into an add from the guys @antisemanticshw and hear what their show entales
……………..
 we attempt to get back on track and introduce the Random news story 1

-   A drunk man breaks into a Mcdonalds restaurant to cook himself something to eat …..
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/%E2%80%98hamburglar%E2%80%99-caught-red-handed-on-cctv-surrenders-to-police.html

After the discussion makes us peckish……..we jump into story 2
- An English criminal (Not Asutralian) writes letter to people he robs explaining he isnt sorry


Story number 3
- A man calls 911 after stealing a boat and running out of petrol


We break into yet another great song froom the band Escape Syndrome

Heres the link to the band and more great music


Before we finish off the show we try to figure out why it takes us soooooo long to finish the show and place in some adds and plugs to other great podcast we are listening to

In the close we give a shout out……………. to Talking comics @talkingcomics the twitter account too raunchy for twitter……….

a quick shout out to @geeandjayshow for all their support

…………..and a special thank you to the Succotash show from america……


We finish the show with another song

Down the Machine “Know your Place
Grab your copy today from itunes on the link

or check them out on their website


Thank you for all your support, and Good night
Post some comments for us and the best will be used as part of the show !!
For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites


iTunes
Tunein Radio
Stitcher
also available on Zune, Blackberry and anything you want us on
Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
or
twitter @thedheadfactor
Thank you and Good night

Saturday, 22 October 2011

Minicast 5 - Its like a podcast but not really ? What is it ??

Welcome to the Dhead Factor.....


This is Jabs and below is the blog for minicast 5, we hope you enjoy our latest episode as much as we do when we record it
Welcome to The Dhead Factor- Three Drunk Guys - Minicast 5

In this episode................

Jabs go solo (Not uncommon for him)....................and breaks down the show
- News in brief
- Top story of the week 1
- An extract from episode3 that wasnt aired
- Top story of the week 2
and some more free music

- After the intro we shout out to our new buddy cast TNTKNews boys Jeff and Bobby (www.theneedtoknownews.com) the podcast too hot for twitter..........

Break into the random news of the week in brief

- A house in Portland is raided by police after flier was left around the street advertised the drug sales at the address


- A 61 year old women from Hinds County  is arrested after she called the police to make a drug deal


- Halifax the national bank sends a credit card application to Mr Steven Smith addressed  to Mr Fuck Off.


- The Bones and caskets have started to pop out of the ground in Iowa at the Oak Grove Cemetary


- Fort Frances Citizen of the year nominations are now closed, Kath didn’t make it


after the news in brief I break into the first Random news clip of the week

A northern Ireland man is arrest after trying to turn his faeces into gold

 http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/man-who-tried-to-turn-his-faeces-into-gold-is-jailed-16066385.html#ixzz1bZZzPosf


I then come back to introduce a clip from The Dhead Factors episode 3 feature Jabs, Stu, Josh and Adrian


 after the clip I break into the second Random news clip of the week


Before we finish off the show we check out Rotten Opera's hit Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck

I close off the show with a shout out to The need to Know news (@TNTKNews)

Finish the show with Stunami's 'Bitch Out' - Stay tuned after the show for a special add !

Thank you for all your support, and Good night

Post some comments for us and the best will be used as part of the show !!

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

iTunes

Tunein Radio

Stitcher

also available on Zune, Blackberry and anything you want us on

Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
or
twitter @thedheadfactor

Thank you and Good night



Saturday, 15 October 2011

Episode 5 - Four guys 2 microphones.........why wouldnt it work ?

Welcome to the Dhead Factor.....


This is Jabs and below is the blog for episode 5, we hope you enjoy our latest episode as much as we do when we record it
Welcome to The Dhead Factor- Three Drunk Guys - Episode 5

In this episode................

After an attempt to start the show the way we usually do the intro started with us kicking off the show and introduce Jabs (Host), Josh, Adrian and Stu

As will all things Dhead Factor...........they didnt go as planned

- After the intro we see what we need to apologise for and shout out to our new buddy cast TNTKNews boys Jeff and Bobby (www.theneedtoknownews.com)

Afetr much random banter we attempt to get back on track and introduce the Random news story 1

- An American Family gets lost in a corn maze and contacts 911 for support

You think the title is strange you should hear the full story, the boys dig into the questions that need to be asked.......


After coming back from the story the boys try and convince Jabs to do news stories with an accent and attempt to screw up the wording of the articles....................like he needed to try....................

- Story number 2 takes us back to Episode 3 where we revisit the guy that hacked Scarlett Johansons computer and put up nude photos of her on the internet as well as others


- In Random news story 3 a 44 year old english man lives off roadkill .........it gets worse it was for 30 years, and he is a taxi dermatologist.....................well not really but you get the point.


- As discussed in episode 3, we revisit the Gumby robber and see how he is going................spoiler ! He turned himself in ................


Before we finish off the show we check out Rotten Opera's hit McFuck

In the close off the show the boys attempt to give a shout out................attempt being the operative word so we shout out to The need to Know news (@TNTKNews)

Finish the show with Johnny Roakills 'These Times' - Stay tuned after the show for a special add !

Thank you for all your support, and Good night

Post some comments for us and the best will be used as part of the show !!

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

iTunes

Tunein Radio

Stitcher

also available on Zune, Blackberry and anything you want us on

Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
or
twitter @thedheadfactor

Thank you and Good night



Sunday, 9 October 2011

Minicast 4 - The Unofficial Podcast featuring a female !!!!!!

Welcome to the Dhead Factor.....


Minicast 4  has just finished recording and boy do we have a fun one for you
Welcome to The Dhead Factor- Three Drunk Guys - Minicast 4

In this episode................

- We accidentally record a Podcast not a minicast !
- Welcome Jabs, Josh, Aaron and introduce our first female Kobi..............
- We start off with the intro to see what we need to apologise for
- Introduce Clip 1 - The Melbourne Gasp story


- Come back for another discussion before introducing Clip 2 - Steven Seagal Kills a puppy !


- Finish off with Clip 3 - a 14 year old is arrested in Bali for drug possession !


- Finish off our show with our thoughts ! You have been warned

And apologise to The need to Know news (@TNTKNews)

- Finish the show with Stunami's 'Bitch Out' - Stay tuned after the show for a special add !

Thank you for all your support, and Good night

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

iTunes

Tunein Radio

Stitcher

also available on Zune, Blackberry and anything you want us on

Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
or
twitter @thedheadfactor

Thank you and Good night



Friday, 30 September 2011

Hi this is Jabs from the Dhead factor............

Bringing you the midweek random news for the 28 September 2011.......



Making random news in brief this week

- A US women is injured after a toilet explodes while she is using it

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44676485/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.ToGRstSYSuI

- A 91 year old Pensylvannian man throws a bucket o`f his urine on teenagers


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8351645/us-man-throws-bucket-of-urine-at-teens

- A star from the popular show 'The L world' is removed from a Southwest Airlines flight after making out with her girlfriend

http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/10348503/l-word-star-booted-off-plane-over-kissing-dispute/

- A man robbing a house in Saint Louis was found after the home owners returned to him cooking bacon.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44627538/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.ToGcitSYSuJ

- A french schoolboy digs up a jar of fingers from a local carpenter

http://au.news.yahoo.com/odd/a/-/odd/10313868/boy-finds-30-year-old-human-fingers-in-jar/

Topping American news this week...........

- If your a jedi............your help is required for a women from Springfield, MA who is nearing her due date and I am miserable.

The women states

I'm looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my child to convince him to come early. The sooner the better.

If you are a master in the way's of the Jedi please help me deliver this child! Many thanks and may the force be with you!
  •   as Compensation the jedi will receive a Used Light Saber 
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wma/2442771514.html

For the audio version get your free copy from the following sites

iTunes

Tunein Radio

Stitcher

also available on Zune, Blackberry and anything you want us on

Drop us your random news at thedheadfactor@hotmail.com
or
twitter @thedheadfactor

Thank you and Good night