Gee and Jay show day

Its Gee and Jay Show day in Australia.............Do you part by downloading it from iTunes

Here the link : http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/gee-and-jay-radio-show/id401547527

The taste of something to come.....

Yo whats up man ! Or girls.....sorry for that, Im an old man and Im trying to be cool

We just completed and released our latest episode in which we cover a large range of topical topic about stuff............
We try to answer the question can we control what goes on iTunes or is it prempted for extracted radio clips that they class as 'Podcasts'

To start our movement tomorrow is the Gee and Jay show day ! WHy ? WHy not ??
Gee and Jay are just a couple of blokes having some fun and doing a podcast cover a range of different topics......and best of all they have irish accents !
Podcasts are a movement that should be taken seriously ...... well kind of........ its hard to take a podcast serious when we cover hard topics like midget related deaths, tampon attack etc..........

Before tomorrow hits why not take a look at what we have to offer in our latest episode where we create a crossover ......
Whats a crossover ? Think Bones and Family Guy
The Simpsons and The Critic
The flintstones and the Jetsons.....

You get the idea... takes a listen


Its free you know ? WHat you didnt !!! Now you do you have no excuse other then if you deaf, then we apologise but if we get enough interest we will transcribe it.....

On that note if you blind you cant see this so again we apologise to the person reading this to you.......... and to you once the person reads this bit.......

It hindsight we have limited our audience but we will try better......
If you arent blind or death and still cant read........
The are classes you can take, just specify its so you can read our blog for a discount......
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or
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Thank you and see you tomorrow ! Gee and Jay day !!

Episode 14 .............Hang on wait for it...........The Gee and Jay show

The Dickhead Factor Australian Day address

Whats crappening people!

Its the day to be proud and Australian today !Happy Australia Day !
A few pointers before I begin my rant in true Dickhead Factor style
* Cricket is awesome !
* Beer is good
* The triple J hottest 100 is the only thing to listen to after you listen to our latest episode
* A mate is someone that stands by you and supplies the beer
* Thongs are footwear.......not shit you shove up your arse
* Vegemite is a mandatory breakfast !
* Getting your canadian wife to make a pavlova is still Australian
* Sunscreen is a must
* Flies are still fucking annoying
* Cleaning the BBQ before use is optional
* Place your beers in the fridge early to ensure they are cold enough for general use......
* Salad is optional and is only called salad when there is meat mixed through...
* Eating lamingtons is not gay today ! Eat up !!
* Hosing down something is as good as washing something
* If you cant fish ....watch some fishing
* Your bbq must have sausages, and lamb chops
* Watch out for Drop Bears
* Its ok to eat both Kangaroo and Emu as long as its cooked on the BBQ
and last but definately not least
* Wave your flags high ! Even if you disagree where it comes from its still an exhibition of being Australian and proud ! It is not racist !!
So heres our latest podcast and older episode for you to enjoy !

And so begins my rant ! Fuck you it aint racist to display a flag of the country you live in....especially when its AUSTRALIA DAY people....... Racism is a targeted attack at different races and is completely not acceptable.....unless your english......but other then that....if your proud, wave your flag high ! Then put your pants back on because you may have vistors....
Being Australian is not about races, its about nationality and in this country we are proud to welcome other countries and their customs.....especially Irish Day.... there more drunk green faced Aussies then any other country !
But on a serious note we are all Australians deep down....if you love beer, have mates and dont take shit seriously.....
She'll be right mate ! Fuck ough ! Struth, What the fuck is a shrimp ?, That aint burnt is well done........................
I hope whoever you are and wherever you are you have a moment to think about Australia today as today is our day to celebrate relaxing and drinking .....
Thank you and Good night
Jabs - The Dhead Factor

Episode 13 - The audio Podcast from The Dickhead Factor

We are definately Dickheads .............ask yourself why you havent listened yet ? The blog will be written very soon !!

Feb 1 2012......Gee and Jay Day

Well where do you start ??

The Gee and Jay Radio show is from 2 Irish Guys ! The cover a range of different subjects and provide a comedic look at a number of events.

On Feb 1 2012, We are going to get Gee and Jay into the iTunes top 100 ! Why ? Why not ! Are you sick of seeing podcast that arent really podcasts in the iTunes countdown ? Let have a look at it.....most Podcasts in the top 100 are from actual radio presentations and are not specifically designed for the podcast format...........

Gee and Jay show are the exception......I personally love the podcast, it is very amusing and the music is second to none....

Im not going to brag about it too much.....you should check them out your self..... They really are better then a well scalped arse

Grab them on iTunes <itunes click here>

or check out there web site on

www.geeandjayshow.com

And remember Feb 1 2012....all you have to do is download, download, download people fro iTunes and lets get them onto the top 100 where they belong....

See you all on Feb 1

The Babysitting debate - The Dickhead Factor !!

Now people I have a question to pose to you.............

Is it called babysitting if they are indeed (allegedly) your children ?

I am the owner of 3 children and my wife has decided to head for a shopping weekend and leave me with the kids.

Now Im not worried about the whole babysitting aspect of it as what I hope is their biological parent.......*paternity suit pending but I do however get called the great old term of 'Dick Head' because I usually state that I will be babysitting my children on the weekend.

Now lets break down why I call it baby sitting.....they are indeed under 5 years old......I will be spending the whole time sitting.....

WTF does it matter what I call it, you are indeed the dickhead if you fell that the only debate about soemone looking after their children over the weekend should be about what you call the actual process.......

I would be more worried about ....food....beer......pay Tv subscription and the most important things bed time.....

Some may debate that they actually look after me and who am I to disagree as I write this blog from my bed and my 5 year old daughter is cooking me bacon...................Im joking people she isnt allowed to use the oven.......She is just slaughtering the pig.....

I call dickhead on all the people that get bogged down with semantics, when there are more important questions to pose...... Check yourself pimples.....

For more of our rant about the Dickheads out there and in some cases us being dickheads check us out on our some what attempt to be funny below....

You may also take the time to figure out that the rants on this blog are indeed a version of advertisement and venting for our world acclaimed podcast ! Check it out before SOPA stops it ! Comedy is the first thing that goes....

Thank you and Good Night - Jabs

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Cobs.........The Dickhead Factor of New years eve

New years, what a day, night etc. Enjoying ourselves down in Batemans Bay for an extended weekend. Good weather, good times. At the end of this weekend it was time to pack up and head back home with the other 50 000 Canberrans that wished they lived somewhere other than Canberra. Mood was cruisey and the fuel in the car was low. Thus we needed to stop in at the fuel station before we made the trek back up The Clyde, about 50 others had the same idea and everyone was lining up patiently to get their turn on a bowser.

It was a the standard fuel station setup 4 or 5 lanes with 2 pumps per lane. 100% efficiency is rarely achieved with this setup, but it is still the best. One car will get the first bowser and the car behind will get to the second. Naturally with this system the car getting there first will fill up and pay first and be on their way before the second driver. This gap is then compounded if the car in front only needs to fill up a  little and the 2^nd car needs a lot. This day in question I was the 2^nd car and I needed a whole tank. There was a long line of cars behind me which had been the norm all morning. I filled up and paid and when getting back to my car this old guy in a Range Rover revved his engine aggressively at me.

Having had lined up for an unusual length of time to get fuel and experienced that same feeling you get on a long haul flight (I need to be here, theres not much a I can do so just put up with it) This made me snap, “That’s fucking unnecessary,” was my reply. The guys engine was revving so loud that I couldn’t hear anything he was saying back. I didn’t care, I was in the Supermarket Sweep of arguments, nothing mattered. I just needed to fill my trolley with as many insults as I could in a short amount of time.

After about a 15 second barrage of insults, with neither of us probably hearing what the other said, I got back in my car. My final victory would be employing the go-slow tactic of leaving the petrol pump. I sat down in my seat, checked everything. Then rolled forward for about 2 seconds and put the brakes on. Waited for a bit more, then rolled forward again, slowed down and then left. What a moral victory. After this it got me thinking where does this leave me and the other driver. How big of dickheads are we? I seem to walk that fine line between being an aggressive dickhead, passionately reasonable and consciously contrary.

On this occasion I believe I was the first two, aggressive dickhead with a hint of being reasonable in standing up for myself. With employing the go-slow tactics on leave, I was just being a passive-aggressive dickhead. This was no gain to anyone other than my own twisted ego. Then after all these thoughts it got me thinking about how many times I have been on the other side, being the aggressor and starting a petty squabble like this. I have no intentions of changing my ways, there comes a time when you are a dickhead but think you are being reasonable and and also times where you think you’ve just been a dickhead felt guilty about the situation and someone has given you the reassuring “Nahh, all good.”

If you want more Dickheads observations check out the latest episode below

Cobs - The dhead Factor

If you dont have time to wait check us out on itunes at
http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/epis-12-the-dhead-factor-so/id486327558?i=109448864
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Podcast of the Dickheads episode 12

Its the latest episode of the highly acclaimed Dhead Factor Podcast series and its all ours !!

If you dont have time to wait check us out on itunes at

http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/epis-12-the-dhead-factor-so/id486327558?i=109448864

We are also available on Stitcher, Zune and Blackberry ! Enjoy !!

Editing is a disaster.....so eat cake

The new episode launches in a couple of hours.......

Starting with its play on rant radio which is here
http://rantmedia.ca/talk/schedule.php
at what I believe is 7.30 Pacific standard time...... this is not by any means a problem and is more inclined to create enjoyment.... but here I am still editing it with only a couple of hours to go...

The art of editing is a skill...Im unfortunately skill less and have a wee bit of OCD with every cast. I find it hard to work out what I should be leaving in or leaving out.
Again not a problem you might think because our show is actually created in the form of randomness ..... but here I sit 2 coffees in wondering what I need to cut.
Did you hear about the cricket ! Go Australia we are about to win again..... not even Budha could save India at this stage....
Why do they call it instant coffee if it indeed takes a while to make ? wouldnt instant coffee come in a can ?
I like rainbows.....
The Dickhead Factor.....the podcast that tells you what you need to hear !


Its the aftertaste that people enjoy.....

Friday it is not ........The Dickhead Factor Horror Review

Whats cracking people ! This is Jabs from the Dickhead (Dhead) Factor

So its Saturday here and we are about to finally kick off our new episode for 2012 ... we are unplanned and unorganised for the show but that hasnt stopped us in any way before....

So Im a bit upset that I missed Friday the 13th yesterday and believe it may be a reflection of the age we grow up in now...

I remember when on Friday the 13th you could go home eat tons and watch horror movies.....but now horror has changed and I cant help myself but get angry at the villians now......

I watched this horror movie starring Kathryn Heigl the other day and instead of enjoying the actual horror of the movie, I couldnt help but get really really angry and want to punch her in the throat....

Now I don't endorse domestic violence in anyway but this movie really got under my skin.... The movie was about a women and a blok that inherit a kid after the parents die.......

Whats my problem ? Lets look at the story again..... parents die and instead of thinking of an appropriate person to look after their child, they decide in the unlikely event that we die we should attempt to match make ! because that is what will come into your head when you are planning your death.

Now the horror was an unnerving event that ended up going from scary to completely annoying in a matter of moments......

Insert the following formula ! Unlikely couple are forced together, They have a huge fight, they get back together........

And there you have a movie that will top the horror charts this year ! But will people be like me and finding it moving from true horror to annoyance ?

The choice is yours...... Now ask yourself why I am ranting about a movie just like everyone else on the internet ? Its because I am attempting to plug our podcast where we bring the random news with a subjective view !

Why read when you can listen ?

Start with our best of show.....it works for me

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Best of 2011 Part 2 - The Dhead Factor Blog

In an original show based on previous episodes we take a look back at where we are and what we should be doing for the oncoming year.

The Dhead Factor is a podcast we started to have some fun and boy have we..... with 11 episodes under our belt and a number of special clip shows we are far from finished....

One morning I woke up and thought why not broadcast our lives into the universe and see what happens...expecting only 5 listeners (the hosts) we did just that fueled by the smooth crisp taste of beer......

In the first episode we didn't know what to do, we just started to talk and have some fun.........with the alcohol resting in our systems pleasantly we took on random news from around the world looking into the true Dheads (Dickheads out there) and passing our judgement on all those special enough to be born as an elite DHead class....

We still continue to pass our judgement and have fun publishing it through a number of method including iTunes, Stitcher, Blackberry and Zune....... Oh yeah and we stream it live right here.....

After many month of having fun we pushed ourselves into a radio show that can be heard on rant media ! This was one of our proudest moments and still continues to be.....

The best of shows we produced are a way of introducing you to the show if you havent heard it, or if you have to enjoy some of your favourite clips.....

I recommend listening to both of them and not taking the seriously they are mearley for jest and should be taken that way and we hope that you enjoy it half as much as we do in making it.....

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Best of 2011 Part 1 - The Dhead Factor

The Best of 2011 part 1...........In this new podcast we cover a large range of different subjects

Jabs - The Host

Josh - Co Host

and Stu - The ring in

talk podcasting .......

In this episode they take a look back at how the podcast was created and what they were trying to achieve whilst flashing back to their favourtie episode from 2011 and the Random news stories.

Basically the podcast is designed for entertainment purposes and is a tool for fun.... The boys (and sometimes a girl) like to talk shit about many subjects so they thought why not record it and take on the hard hitting subject such as

* A man that robbed a 7 11 in a gumby suit

* Tampon throwing attacks from Australia

* Midgets deaths in badger holes

* A family stuck in a corn maze for hours

and so much more......

As a way of bringing the entertainment they arlso bring great music from around the world and allow listeners to plug their own clips or bring something into the show....................

Why dont you design something and send it through they would love to hear from you.........

Now its time to sit back, relax and enjoy Australias number one Dickhead (thats what Dhead stands for)




The show is designed for fun so enjoy it !

Best of 2011 Part 1 - The Dhead Factor